You know, the physician's assistant Squat has several pictures of bigfoot swimming. He also has several photographs of mermaids. They look like blurry shrubs or garden rocks but he has the kaboom, proof....poopy-poopy-poob. Blama-lama-ding-dong!
Sasquatches must be able to swim short distances; otherwise, they couldn't get to and from Vancouver Island where they are often heard and periodically seen.
Squatches must also be able to swim very long distances to get to some of the places in which they are claimed to be seen...Australia, Great Britain, Japan. How is it possible ?
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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You know, the physician's assistant Squat has several pictures of bigfoot swimming. He also has several photographs of mermaids. They look like blurry shrubs or garden rocks but he has the kaboom, proof....poopy-poopy-poob. Blama-lama-ding-dong!
ReplyDeleteSasquatches must be able to swim short distances; otherwise, they couldn't get to and from Vancouver Island where they are often heard and periodically seen.
ReplyDeleteSquatches must also be able to swim very long distances to get to some of the places in which they are claimed to be seen...Australia, Great Britain, Japan. How is it possible ?
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