Just went through the list of cryptids that Dr Squat has claimed he has captured on video or photos in the last week or so. This is absolute shite on a massive scale. Bigfoot Dogman Monkey man Werewolf Shadow People Mossman Bark Man Shadow Ninja Lion Man Shad Woman Snake Man Tree Man Godzilla Dog Girl Dog Squatch Goat Man Forest Woman Moth Man (walking a dog) Lion Man Leopard Man Shadow Girl Bear Man Gremlin
And he claims to be a "Born again Christian" More like a "Born again Snake oil Salesman" ie Beeesser!
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Just went through the list of cryptids that Dr Squat has claimed he has captured on video or photos in the last week or so. This is absolute shite on a massive scale.
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Dogman
Monkey man
Werewolf
Shadow People
Mossman
Bark Man
Shadow Ninja
Lion Man
Shad Woman
Snake Man
Tree Man
Godzilla
Dog Girl
Dog Squatch
Goat Man
Forest Woman
Moth Man (walking a dog)
Lion Man
Leopard Man
Shadow Girl
Bear Man
Gremlin
And he claims to be a "Born again Christian"
More like a "Born again Snake oil Salesman" ie Beeesser!
Those are good finds.
DeleteDoctor Squatch knows where to look!
Most of us would panic if we saw Mothman walking a dog.
Don't forget about Barkman. Absolutely terrifying.
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