Bigfoot Researcher Shoots Commercial For Helpful Product
Kelly Shaw of the Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Organization does his own version of an infomercial for a product that all bigfooters could use.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
The new Willy Mays is born...
ReplyDeleteExcept for the mountain of coke of course.
"BAD JOB"!!!!! KELLY SHAW!
DeleteAC Collins
Kelly should do a crowdfunding & a gofundme to pay for expenses. Doing commercials sucks because it makes gollum jealous.
DeleteKekky can "crowdfund" me any time.
DeleteJoe
Maybe Kekky can crowdsource batteries for Gollum's begathon.
DeleteKekky Sham isn`t too bothered how the cash flows in as long as it flows ... now all you need is a pair of gloves for your soft manicured hands,Kekky.
DeleteHave to give Shaw credit. He's going out working for it. At least he isn't sitting in an old moldy bookstore mooching welfare and begging for battery donations. Keep up the good work RMSO.
DeleteThat was Forest posting above folks!
DeleteNo one gives Shaw any credit, he doesn't do anything!!
HELLO
9:32 your idea of "work" just about sums you up for the immoral asshole you make out to be.
DeleteThat's just how you feel because you can't get any evidence.
DeleteSo funny!
^ Yawn, oh bore Dr cant find squat cept for an old sharpie to draw faces on screen shots of stumps & shadows again. Wish his mother would take the sharpie away.
DeleteSQUATCH is the discount product code. Sounds legit to me.
ReplyDeleteWhat's this? Some kind of infomercial by the Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Organization? Isn't that Kelly Shaw's group? Well at least he's doing something useful. Too bad I'm....
ReplyDeleteNot interested. Done.
Stay at home & play with mold spores Kelly Shaw. That is how you make real money in Bigfooting. Nobody gets jealous & we promise to send you battery money. Quit squatching I am jealous watching.
DeleteIs that Kekky with his pants full of shite.
DeleteNo way am I watching this rehashed rubbish.
Once again Kekky can't possibly film any Bigfoot research! He acts like he's the first person to figure out what to do when you have car trouble.
DeleteKEKKY IS FOREST GUMP!!!!!! LISTEN TO THE WAY HE TALKS...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
^ Kid squeaks through his nose self conciously as he tries to speak. Is OK Dr NoseSquawk we understand your lack of confidence is the reason you don't project your voice through your mouth. If you would quit perpetuating your sharpie drawing hoaxes on every single stump and shadow you may get the confidence to quit talking through your nose.
DeleteGot a single pic yet Forest? Nope, too busy doing useless waste your time car repair video's!
DeleteWHAT A TOTAL JOKE OF A RESEACHER, RIGHT ON VIDEO!
"“My mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.'”-
Unless you're Keeky, we know exactly what we're going to get......NOTHING!
" I hope you enjoyed car maintenance emergency, we're going to keep on Squatchin"
WHAT? What do you consider "Squatchin?"...We know you can fix a dead battery, but we don't have a clue what you mean by "Squatchin".....Where's your proof?
Man you look so stupid!
^ Doctor that isn't a Dr. ScamSquatch is getting upset. Why all the anger Squat? Has your mum been trying to break you of talking through your nose too? Don't be upset. Thank her, she is doing you a favor. People will always prey on your lack of confidence whenever they see you are too bashful to project speach through your mouth.
DeleteThey must be attracted to my voice, over a thousand pics and counting.
DeleteMaybe you should try it...oh, wait, you don't research, my bad.
^ Dr ScamSquatch did your mom forget to give you your riddlin? Or are you tounge and checking it then spitting it out when she lets you out to play? Er research?
DeleteRun Forest, Run!!
DeleteSAUCE-SQUATCH.
Maybe you could do a video and show us how to pump gas.
^ great idea Squat will be driving in a couple of years and could use a lesson on how to pump gas.
DeleteI'm sure it's a good idea, anything but researching Bigfoot is what you do Forest.
DeleteWhat is your problem doc ? You trash me every chance you get and people expect me to just sit back and take it ?
Deletefor one thing your so called evidence is just pure made up trash not even worthy for the worst bigfoot blogs. Secondly you proven yourself to be incredibly jealous of every researcher out there and attack them while trying to peddle your own worthless crap that no blog in their right mind would ever feature.
And thirdly- you are psychotic and in need of help. go get help doc, do us all a favor
please
Kelly
Dr Squatch is likely 15 and lives with Mom.
DeleteYou're way off base Forest! You started it, and until you get actually do some research and get a pic, your a phony and aren't doing anything to promote Bigfoot.
Delete^ phone baloney Dr ScamSquatch draws a face on every shadow, leaf & stump. News for you kiddo, if there isn't anything there let it be. Quit making up evidence around the paved walking trails in your neighborhood park.
DeleteOnly ever heard Iktomi say "Kiddo"
DeleteYeah, i spend all my time chasing leafs and stumps. I don't have a clue what i'm doing after 12 years.
You don't have a single pic, and don't field research.
Quit talking into the wind, and PROVE me wrong troll.
^ Squat is only 12 years old lmao. Hoaxer and a liar. All good everyone know little guy. When do you get a drivers permit? 2 or 3 years, its getting close. Betcha your excited
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ReplyDeleteYou only stalked him for two and a half years and then outed his area.
GOLLUM says: < We know that gorillas exist. They live in dense and remote jungle areas. Often a new group like the one discovered as mentioned will not be known as a new group or a possible subspecies even unless a scientist is involved. People have been looking all over for Bigfoot in much less difficult environs, and finding essentially nothing. There is plenty of open habitat for such a creature to live within, but evading discovery would be a real challenge. Something like that should be leaving sign all over the land, and should be easily trackable.>
ReplyDeleteGollum always says he's an agnostic to bigfoot. Clearly he's a scoftic.
GOLLUM sez
ReplyDeleteyet you stalked the guy and invaded his research area.
You call that research Johnson does? ?
DeleteThe hell is this supposed to be?
ReplyDeleteThis is the state of bigfoot research?
Pathetic. Just pathetic.
^Thats right its chuck full of worthless trolls like you. Couch riding do nothing complaining libtards. Ill bet you have an Obama phone & help your mom shop with her food stamps. Its not just bigfoot research its the US. Lazy welfare riding complaining whiners.
Delete^ I'm going to assume this is Kelly himself.
DeleteLearn to take criticism Kelly.
You are not doing bigfoot research.
What you are doing is seeking attention on the internet. Then you lash out like a spoiled child whenever you don't get the type of attention you want.
If attention is what you really want, then by all means seek attention. But don't confuse that for actual research. Rictor Riolo knows the difference, which is why he's so much better at it than you are.
Now as to actual bigfoot research, as opposed to what it is that you do, we'll start doing bigfoot research as soon as you bigfoot advocates give us something to research. We need a specimen. All I need is a single tooth. You would not believe what I can tell you about bigfoot from a single tooth.
If you really want to be the Best. Bigfooter. Ever. stop trying to protect your precious ego on the internet and go get me that tooth.
Who is Rimjob Riolo & what does he have to do with Stevens marten scam? Are you guys an item now Strewfuert? Holding hands faze or you guys full on packing fudge? Regardless Stevie the only specimen you have is Rictors cornhole stabber in your mouth.
DeleteThis is how we kow Kelly Shaw will never find bigfoot.
DeleteEven if he ever comes face to face with the creature he'll just assume it's Stephen Strewfert.
^^ HILARIOUS
DeleteIt is a daye later and the PGF site is still unconfirmed and that weasel is still not endangered.
ReplyDelete^ Only true statement I have heard on BFE all week
DeleteYour ignorance is profound. The depths of your stupidity are unfathomable.
DeleteDoes your mouth froth as you type?
DeleteYears later evidence is gathered and the ant soldiers of the Trolition have been awesome case studies. Maybe they should take a bow for their performance. The lies are obvious. The weasel is not endangered yet
ReplyDeleteThe pgf site is irrelevant at the point. There's nothing but a gang trolling bunch of nothing at the end.
Ha ha ha. The funny thing is you know I'm right and you're just a scummy lying troll. Any screen captures you might have from Coalition only serve to show how right we are and always have been. Meanwhile, the evidence of your trolling us with lies and ignorance is beyond comprehensive. You just go around repeating yourself like an idiot wasting enormous amounts of time and energy that you really should be spending bettering yourself and your own supposed research. If you hate the Coalition and our skeptical views then fine, just go away and don't read our conversations like a silly, cowardly mole in the ground. Just go do your own thing, you obsessed loser.
DeleteNo one in their right mind cares what you say about the PGF site, the Humboldt marten, or the Coalition. Anyone who knows anything knows that you are wrong besides. Every time you repeat yourself you only end up making yourself appear to be an even bigger fool than the last time and now everyone knows who you are and how low you are willing to go out of jealousy and b*tthurt spite.
^ Steven forgot to take his medication. Someone hurt his soft feelings & he is having another meltdown. Get Steve some Motrin he is starting his period again. lmao
DeleteYou want me to be angry, because you are a troll.
DeleteBut I'm laughing at you and your obsession with me. Your abject misery is so obvious, it's a pathetic display.
Whats pathetic is you trolling yourself for attention. What the fuck is wrong with you?
DeleteMore of your ridiculous imagination. I don't "troll myself." What is wrong with you for saying such an idiotic thing?
DeleteGollum's way of admitting he's an angry little TROLL
ReplyDeleteUh, look at *yourself*, you loon... still trolling. Obsessed much?
DeleteWhat are you talking about you posted that. Self trolling weirdo.
DeleteYou lie about weasel statuses. You lie about your role in locating the irrelevant pgf site. You troll yourself in an act of seeking attention.
ReplyDeleteThe smear campaigning against Dr John, RMSO and the rest of your enemies list.
You can't help yourself. You're the perfect lab rat for the study.
Clearly *you* can't help yourself, because you're an obsessed, hypocritical troll. You like to think I'm a "lab rat" in your little trolling game of libel and harassment. You'd like to say that we or I "smear" or "stalk" Johnson or Shaw, but even if that were true (it's not), how does that excuse your own behavior, which is far worse than the critique and analysis of things publicly posted as Bigfoot claims by such as Johnson or Shaw? Hypocrites you are. We don't stalk them, don't harass them on their personal pages, don't follow them around on the internet everywhere. It's you who do that sort of thing. In Coalition we have every right to express our views as an exercise of free speech and as an analysis of the various Bigfooting claims. As far as the marten goes, there are only an estimated 100 individuals of the recognized subspecies left. Fish and Wildlife don't want to manage a subspecies separately, so they contradicted their own science. They were sued, and just the other day a judge ruled that the matter will be readdressed. As far as the PGF site goes, I'm the one who found the big trees seen in the back of the film, and it was my group who documented and proved all of the other artifacts and aspects of the site. Certainly Bluff Creek is just as relevant as any other area of claimed Bigfoot sightings, just like the ones Kelly Shaw drives all over the place to try to visit. We found the exact, precise location. Shaw rarely accomplishes that. And really, Bluff Creek truly kicks the as* of "Sasquatch Canyon." Shaw and the rest of you trolls are just jealous, and you know darn well that the Coalition group is the most insightful and interesting of all of the Facebook bigfoot discussion groups. That's why it eats you up inside constantly that you just can't be a member.
DeleteMaybe if your books are so rare little man why expose them to the weather on your porch where they're easily stolen?
DeleteNot very good at stuff you do huh? And jealous of a group of gossips? Are you that sad?
^^^ Maniac, obsessed troll, just can't quit, after two whole years of this BS. What has this troll fool accomplished? A bunch of time wasted and nothing more.
DeleteClearly *you* can't help yourself, because you're an obsessed, hypocritical troll. You like to think I'm a "lab rat" in your little trolling game of libel and harassment. You'd like to say that we or I "smear" or "stalk" Johnson or Shaw, but even if that were true (it's not), how does that excuse your own behavior, which is far worse than the critique and analysis of things publicly posted as Bigfoot claims by such as Johnson or Shaw? Hypocrites you are. We don't stalk them, don't harass them on their personal pages, don't follow them around on the internet everywhere. It's you who do that sort of thing. In Coalition we have every right to express our views as an exercise of free speech and as an analysis of the various Bigfooting claims. As far as the marten goes, there are only an estimated 100 individuals of the recognized subspecies left. Fish and Wildlife don't want to manage a subspecies separately, so they contradicted their own science. They were sued, and just the other day a judge ruled that the matter will be readdressed. As far as the PGF site goes, I'm the one who found the big trees seen in the back of the film, and it was my group who documented and proved all of the other artifacts and aspects of the site. Certainly Bluff Creek is just as relevant as any other area of claimed Bigfoot sightings, just like the ones Kelly Shaw drives all over the place to try to visit. We found the exact, precise location. Shaw rarely accomplishes that. And really, Bluff Creek truly kicks the as* of "Sasquatch Canyon." Shaw and the rest of you trolls are just jealous, and you know darn well that the Coalition group is the most insightful and interesting of all of the Facebook bigfoot discussion groups. That's why it eats you up inside constantly that you just can't be a member.
Nope you are. You have to chase down every disagreeable comment.
DeleteIf that isn't obsessed what is. Your group of cluster fucking gossip are nothing to be jealous of. Just a good study in mental illness. You play your role well.
Suck it troll.
Don't hesitate to respond. You know you must.
^^^ Sociopathic maniac, obsessed troll, just can't quit, after two whole years of this BS. What has this troll fool accomplished? A bunch of time wasted and nothing more.
DeleteClearly *you* can't help yourself, because you're an obsessed, hypocritical troll. You like to think I'm a "lab rat" in your little trolling game of libel and harassment. You'd like to say that we or I "smear" or "stalk" Johnson or Shaw, but even if that were true (it's not), how does that excuse your own behavior, which is far worse than the critique and analysis of things publicly posted as Bigfoot claims by such as Johnson or Shaw? Hypocrites you are. We don't stalk them, don't harass them on their personal pages, don't follow them around on the internet everywhere. It's you who do that sort of thing. In Coalition we have every right to express our views as an exercise of free speech and as an analysis of the various Bigfooting claims. As far as the marten goes, there are only an estimated 100 individuals of the recognized subspecies left. Fish and Wildlife don't want to manage a subspecies separately, so they contradicted their own science. They were sued, and just the other day a judge ruled that the matter will be readdressed. As far as the PGF site goes, I'm the one who found the big trees seen in the back of the film, and it was my group who documented and proved all of the other artifacts and aspects of the site. Certainly Bluff Creek is just as relevant as any other area of claimed Bigfoot sightings, just like the ones Kelly Shaw drives all over the place to try to visit. We found the exact, precise location. Shaw rarely accomplishes that. And really, Bluff Creek truly kicks the as* of "Sasquatch Canyon." Shaw and the rest of you trolls are just jealous, and you know darn well that the Coalition group is the most insightful and interesting of all of the Facebook bigfoot discussion groups. That's why it eats you up inside constantly that you just can't be a member.
Nobody gives a hoot about your gossip group. That's all you are bitch. A gossip and that's your worst fear. Being seen for that. Tremble little man.
DeleteNotice how the specimen obesses on the concept of jealousy? Is this to compensate for the bleak reality of selling romance novels, and trying to demand relevance in a subject where he is noone special. All the specimen does really is run a peetry dish of trolling that makes for good study.
DeleteThe word "trolling" actually comes from a fishing technique in which one casts out bait to catch fish—and that's exactly what internet trolls do. They use rude statements and other techniques to try to "lure" you into getting angry or responding. Their only goal is to get you angry—just like your sibling used to do when they'd poke you or repeat everything you said. Often, they latch onto powerful individuals, in order to feel more powerful themselves.
DeleteTrolling on the internet started on Usenet newsgroups back in the day, but now you see them everywhere—internet forums, blogs, YouTube, and even Twitter. The problem is now that in today's day and age, all of us are subject to trolling—not just those powerful enough to have their own blogs. This means that ignoring them becomes a lot more difficult, since you're far more emotionally invested in the things you do and say, and the trolls have that many more mediums to attack you.
And the study was there to. Now the Trolition on Facebook is the specimen. Over time there may be others.
DeleteIn the end, do you really need to waste your energy worrying about what one or two sad, bored people are saying about you? No. Blogger Scott Stratten explains the concept of "emotional currency" and how it relates to dealing with trolls:
DeleteIn a nutshell, you only have so much emotion to go around. It should be spent on people who value it, who value you, not some douchenozzle that just finished a 36-hour bender on World of Warcraft and is pissed his wizard lost an epic battle on the island of Corinthian. There are way too many incredible people in this world, and Twitter especially that are worth your time.
Just because the internet has a lot of psychos doesn't mean it isn't full of awesome people, and time spent arguing with trolls is time that could have been spent having meaningful discussions with others. Furthermore, he says, time spent worrying about what trolls think is time you could have spent on the people that actually matter. Do you really want to drain your energy on something that isn't worthwhile?
A different tack is to draw them out and study them. Show their methods and motives. Such is the case with the Trolition.
DeleteMike spends up to 70 hours a week on the internet getting high on other people's anger and despair.
DeleteThe unemployed 19-year-old from Connecticut doesn't go out much and doesn't have many real friends, but he doesn't feel alone. He believes he's part of a community of similar-minded people who scour the web looking for pages to vandalise and lives to upset.
Mike (not his real name) first started trolling in 2008 on the online forum 4Chan.
His first act was innocuous enough: he weighed in on a discussion about religion and claimed to have disproved everything people had written.
Since then his trolling has become more vicious and destructive.
"It just makes me happy when I can make someone angry. It sounds weird but I kind of feed off their anger. The angrier I can get them, the better I feel."
He usually only trolls a post or website once before moving, not out of any sense of decency, but because he is scared of being arrested.
He said the worst thing he ever did was vandalise the Facebook memorial page of a young girl who had committed suicide.
"I wrote, 'How's it hanging guys'."
He doesn't feel any remorse, and strangely doesn't consider his actions bullying despite claiming he probably wouldn't have started trolling if he had not been bullied at school.
Sociopathic trait: ^^Smear Campaign^^
Delete^^^ Kevin Mike "Ganglian" Humphrey, über-troll, at it again. He's so sad that others get attention and respect, while he gets none. He just languishes in his hammock in the scrappy Connecticut woods, wishing there were a Bigfoot nearby to give him some love.
DeleteDEBUNKING THE COALITION
DeleteThe Coalition is a group started in 2011 for the purpose of moling and trolling the Facebook. Bigfoot Community. They hide behind the Bluff Creek Conspiracy, which has some merit if they weren't involved in their troll conspiracy.
Debunking their claims:
They claim they identified a Humbolt Pine martin, an endangered species by trail camera. First failure is that there is no DNA confirmation of the species. The second fail is the Humboldt Pine Martin is listed as Of Concern, not endangered by the government. It's a manipulation of data to enhance the project.
They claim they found the historical PGF site, but offer no confirmable proof. We are supposed to take their word for it. No evidence, no confirmation. Also this does nothing to advance Bigfoot Research since theres been no activity out of there, if it is there, in several decades. It's another attempt to enhance reputation.
They claim they outed SOHA from Matthew Johnson. What they actually did was cyberstalk and troll him for two years, and then conspire to commit a hoax at SOHA. There was a plan to discredit the Olympic Project in the mix as well. The geologist, the one actual scientist in the Bluff Creek Consipracy has had issues with the Olympic Project and saw a chance to discredit them. That and one of the Coalition admins is the actual SOHA hoaxer.
They also pick on a sixteen year old Austrailian kid over a cougar track. That's pretty lame.