Back in the 80s a Bigfoot was lurking this double wide trailer home deep in the woods. Bigfoot peeped in this window while this family was watching NWA while Ric Flair was cutting a promo. Ric Flair finished his promo with a woooooooo.
Bigfoot liked it and could easily mimic that sound. So Bigfoot started wooooo'ing. Other Bigfoot heard it, started doing it. Now its apart of the Bigfoot lexicon.
This bozo came out of no where and yet somehow he is this Bigfoot guru overnight. The funny thing is he hustled suckers out of their money with one peek a boo video and suckers bought him all this new gear and he hasn't produced crap. He got a new video camera out of them so he could film his new horn baby. What a coincidence? Honey wanted a new camera and he found out how to get one they go fund me! This guy sucks. Talks about how to find Sassy's yet doesn't find em. Even with all his free hi-tech gear!
Dr ScamSquatch has 3,000 videos of paved paths and faked evidence. Dr ScamSquatch is an expert on fake because he is the king of faking it. Keep up the terrible work!...
That's right kekky, bow down to me and my great evidence. . My binders are filled with the best evidence, just the best and nothing but. My evidence is so amazing it has it's own dictionary entry .I fart evidence while you can only dream about such things
Pretty boy Nathan Reo thinks he's slick but many are on to him. He wants to be the new Bigfoot poster boy and the go to guy with sage wisdom. Don't be deceived.
Anyone can be an expert in footery. All you need is an Internet connection, your own YouTube channel, some missing teeth, and a story about how you "was mind raped by the boss man o' the woods after he mind-tossed you into an oak tree with a psychokinetic mental blast."
The last Reo video I watched was interesting for the first 45 seconds and then he goes on a anti violence diatribe. It was apparent that he is just into himself now and no longer cares about the subject matter.
Reo is the greatest new face of Bigfoot. Young and more knowledgeable. All "researchers" have been stuck looking at the same crap for decades. Since Utah Sasquatch has been established I have been able to use his information to track Bigfoot. Can not wait till the spring.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteBack in the 80s a Bigfoot was lurking this double wide trailer home deep in the woods. Bigfoot peeped in this window while this family was watching NWA while Ric Flair was cutting a promo. Ric Flair finished his promo with a woooooooo.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot liked it and could easily mimic that sound. So Bigfoot started wooooo'ing. Other Bigfoot heard it, started doing it. Now its apart of the Bigfoot lexicon.
The only "Woo" are the people crying from the money Reo stole from them!
ReplyDeleteSTILL HAS ZERO PROOF!
You said it Dr. Squatch!
DeleteThis bozo came out of no where and yet somehow he is this Bigfoot guru overnight. The funny thing is he hustled suckers out of their money with one peek a boo video and suckers bought him all this new gear and he hasn't produced crap. He got a new video camera out of them so he could film his new horn baby. What a coincidence? Honey wanted a new camera and he found out how to get one they go fund me! This guy sucks. Talks about how to find Sassy's yet doesn't find em. Even with all his free hi-tech gear!
Hey mate, I donated money to this sexy bloke's go fund me account, so don't bad mouth the cute chap !
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Dr ScamSquatch has 3,000 videos of paved paths and faked evidence. Dr ScamSquatch is an expert on fake because he is the king of faking it. Keep up the terrible work!...
ReplyDeleteThat's right kekky, bow down to me and my great evidence. . My binders are filled with the best evidence, just the best and nothing but. My evidence is so amazing it has it's own dictionary entry .I fart evidence while you can only dream about such things
DeletePretty boy Nathan Reo thinks he's slick but many are on to him. He wants to be the new Bigfoot poster boy and the go to guy with sage wisdom. Don't be deceived.
ReplyDeleteAnyone can be an expert in footery. All you need is an Internet connection, your own YouTube channel, some missing teeth, and a story about how you "was mind raped by the boss man o' the woods after he mind-tossed you into an oak tree with a psychokinetic mental blast."
ReplyDelete^ simmer down jotomi!
Deleteand yes you are 110% correct, for once!
The last Reo video I watched was interesting for the first 45 seconds and then he goes on a anti violence diatribe. It was apparent that he is just into himself now and no longer cares about the subject matter.
ReplyDeleteIt was always about him, or he would have proof....SAME THING WITH ALL THESE OTHER YO-YO'S!
DeleteYup....that dude really needs to come out of the closet in his Camo thong!
ReplyDelete^ Ha Ha Ha, good one!!
DeleteGuys like Reo simply exploit the public for personal gain. Those cameras could be put to good use by someone like Anthony Moffett. Its a shame.
ReplyDeleteReo is the greatest new face of Bigfoot. Young and more knowledgeable. All "researchers" have been stuck looking at the same crap for decades. Since Utah Sasquatch has been established I have been able to use his information to track Bigfoot. Can not wait till the spring.
ReplyDeleteAnd plus I want to sit down and communicate with one of them motherfuckers.
DeleteReo is wrong this time. End of story.
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