People always make the comparison between Chewbacca from Star Wars, and Bigfoot. But have you seen the wookie-filled travesty that was known as the Star Wars Holiday Special? Well, you're in luck.
They sure look enough alike to fool old Matt Moneymaker.
All it took was a $50 Chewbacca mask, some cheap hair dye, and a bad frizz cut, and he's trying to tell us Matilda the Sleeping Bigfoot is the real deal.
So you admit Matilda was a hoax, Ikky? Good for you. You're improving. Now which branch of this giant bigfoot illuminati hoaxing conspiracy do you think did it? Because you keep trying to force that tired old false dichotomy that either bigfoot is 100% real or 100% a huge conspiracy hoax.
Are you finally going to admit that bigfoot is largely the product of hundreds of independent hoaxes, lies, and simple misidentifications? No conspiracy needed. Just independent con men and the occasional redneck with a sense of humor.
Sorry chump! I've never, ever maintained that Matilda was anything different... And I'd invite you to go source a comment from me to the contrary if I thought you could use the internet for anything other than trolling.
It's simple, hoaxes occur... That's a given these days. However, if you maintain that this field is the result of hoaxing, then it would require an illogical hoaxing conspiracy of the extent of which gets shoved down your briar every time YOU reference it. Your claims, your shortcoming, and like an adult, you need to be responsible for your drivel.
Argh yes!! For thousands of years, there has been a culture hopping secret society of gorilla suit wearing conspirators all out to get your money. These people, though finding each others customs undesirable, and spanning from a time when they didn't even know what a non-human primate looked like, have in fact not only managed to cheat the best experts with fake biological species traits that span decades and States in lottery win fashion too, but have managed to "misidentify" the same anatomical and behavioural traits, regardless of geographical divide!
If Matilda was real, Erikson would have tons of proof since then, and has had absolutely ZERO proof since then....Clearly a hoax. Erikson supposedly spent 1 million dollars,lol, on what, the costume?
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
So... nothing?
ReplyDelete^ Merry Stiffness to ya...
DeleteJoe
^ positioning himself for a hefty pumping
DeleteYes, and I also noticed how much Jerry Mouse looks like Mighty Mouse. Just a coincidence? I think not.
ReplyDeleteThey sure look enough alike to fool old Matt Moneymaker.
ReplyDeleteAll it took was a $50 Chewbacca mask, some cheap hair dye, and a bad frizz cut, and he's trying to tell us Matilda the Sleeping Bigfoot is the real deal.
Or maybe he's in on the hoax?
follow the money trail
DeleteYes... Just look how much money Matilda has made him. He's literally like Scrooge McDuck swimming in gold coins.
Delete(Sigh)
Matilda was a hoax for sure.
^ full of envy
DeleteSo you admit Matilda was a hoax, Ikky? Good for you. You're improving. Now which branch of this giant bigfoot illuminati hoaxing conspiracy do you think did it? Because you keep trying to force that tired old false dichotomy that either bigfoot is 100% real or 100% a huge conspiracy hoax.
ReplyDeleteAre you finally going to admit that bigfoot is largely the product of hundreds of independent hoaxes, lies, and simple misidentifications? No conspiracy needed. Just independent con men and the occasional redneck with a sense of humor.
Sorry chump! I've never, ever maintained that Matilda was anything different... And I'd invite you to go source a comment from me to the contrary if I thought you could use the internet for anything other than trolling.
DeleteIt's simple, hoaxes occur... That's a given these days. However, if you maintain that this field is the result of hoaxing, then it would require an illogical hoaxing conspiracy of the extent of which gets shoved down your briar every time YOU reference it. Your claims, your shortcoming, and like an adult, you need to be responsible for your drivel.
Argh yes!! For thousands of years, there has been a culture hopping secret society of gorilla suit wearing conspirators all out to get your money. These people, though finding each others customs undesirable, and spanning from a time when they didn't even know what a non-human primate looked like, have in fact not only managed to cheat the best experts with fake biological species traits that span decades and States in lottery win fashion too, but have managed to "misidentify" the same anatomical and behavioural traits, regardless of geographical divide!
Poor gullible fool.
If Matilda was real, Erikson would have tons of proof since then, and has had absolutely ZERO proof since then....Clearly a hoax.
DeleteErikson supposedly spent 1 million dollars,lol, on what, the costume?
Look nothing like bigfoot....;)
ReplyDelete