The Tracking Sasquatches Team caught footage of two, bipedal hominids on their trail camera. Unfortunately the hominids were easily identified. In fact it was the Trail To Bigfoot research team.
Dude I love it; you know footers are responding to one another's wood knocks, squatch calls, and probably misidentifying each other's footprings.
Just Kidding! We know what REALLY HAPPENS:
The 'foots use their mind powers to "cloak" themselves in a sort of mirage that makes them appear like a group of drunk, over-weight, under-educated goons (aka footes) so that other footers don't catch on to them.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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ReplyDeleteWhat percentage of "bigfoot" calls are just another group of bigfoot "researchers" bellowing back from the next ridge over?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking 100%.
And I'm thinking you're a complete and total idiot for writing that comment.
DeleteGet back in your straight jacket.
When finding BF was in gladwin mi some locals knew their whereabouts and did precisely that
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2:43 simply a dumb comment.
DeleteSomebody's butthurt (cough 2:43 cough).
DeleteI love mad footers. They know they have nothing but childish insults.
DeleteDude I love it; you know footers are responding to one another's wood knocks, squatch calls, and probably misidentifying each other's footprings.
DeleteJust Kidding! We know what REALLY HAPPENS:
The 'foots use their mind powers to "cloak" themselves in a sort of mirage that makes them appear like a group of drunk, over-weight, under-educated goons (aka footes) so that other footers don't catch on to them.
They are deviously clever creatures!
Bigfoot is a social phenomenon.
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