Fort Lewis Soldier Shoots Bigfoot In Self Defense

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Stories of bigfoot getting shot are more common than you would think. But if any of the stories and claims were true, there would be proof by now, right?

A soldier at Fort Lewis Army Base is tending to a broken down truck after a day of war games in the forest and is confronted by an aggressive bigfoot! The soldier then shoots the creature in self defense and that is when things get really strange for him on the base!

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  1. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 2:15:00 PM PDT

    Hmmm...another shoot `em up story.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 2:21:00 PM PDT

      Bigfoot reads the Quran. Man we are all f.cked.

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    2. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 2:23:00 PM PDT

      However watching bigfoot f.ck a goat shouting Alllaaaahhhhhhhh would be funny.

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    3. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 3:37:00 PM PDT

      Tiddly doo

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  2. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 2:25:00 PM PDT

    Strange report-and another testament to the military having a knowledge of something existing out there.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 2:29:00 PM PDT

      Islamic Bigfoots are more dangerous than fat women.

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  3. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 2:55:00 PM PDT

    A quick google search and satellite photo later and it is easy to see how fake this is. Unless the magic monkey is now rent homes in the suburbs.

    http://www.nwha.org/directions/Ft%20Lewis%20WA/NWHA-FortLewisWAAFD2009.jpg

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    1. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 3:00:00 PM PDT

      Heretic, we've had Bigfoot in Canada, USA, UK, Russia even Zana close to Georgia are you saying Bigfoot don't live also in Syria, Egypt, Turkey?

      You racist bastards, what gives you the f.cking right to claim oh, okay.

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    2. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 3:14:00 PM PDT

      >> are you saying Bigfoot don't live also in Syria, Egypt, Turkey?

      Well I assume he does. After all The Big Fella seems to hide just fine from the American Army on their own home bases. It stands to reason that he would outwit any rebel fighter in the middle east.

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  4. AnonymousSunday, March 27, 2016 at 10:24:00 PM PDT

    Computer generated voice. Don't post, because they are annoying as hell to try and listen to, and I'm not doing it.

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