If Bigfoot Doesn't Eat This, I'm Sure Someone Will

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Does bigfoot have a sweet tooth? Bigfoot investigators on the Omaha Reservation left a candy bar (a Snickers I believe) as a gift for the sasquatch, to see if they could capitalize on the big guy having a sweet tooth. Do you think a bigfoot will take the bait?


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  1. AnonymousMonday, October 26, 2015 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

    Zagturd

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    1. AnonymousMonday, October 26, 2015 at 7:06:00 PM PDT

      Congratulations on your continued skepturdery, skepturd.

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  2. AnonymousMonday, October 26, 2015 at 6:11:00 PM PDT

    Fools - EVERYONE knows that Bigfoot only likes Zagnut bars. Even turd guy knows that

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  3. AnonymousMonday, October 26, 2015 at 6:28:00 PM PDT

    Does Bigfoot have a sweet tooth? Nope, Bigfoot doesn't exist. Do you think Bigfoot will take the bait? Nope, Bigfoot doesn't exist.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, October 26, 2015 at 7:07:00 PM PDT

      Thanks for swinging by, God.

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    2. IktomiTuesday, October 27, 2015 at 2:38:00 AM PDT

      He must practice his religion, he must make it a priority to convince himself as well as others that they are heathens all day, every day of his life.

      Fear has awful effects in the human mind.

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  4. Blueberry JonesMonday, October 26, 2015 at 7:14:00 PM PDT

    Can we consider like dangerous to bring some foods or sweets to something about which we cannot predict reactions ? My guess is that some bears will have found the candy before any other animal then after that, location will maybe less safer. And the greasy paper; did you have some little considerations for environment ? Perform a hike in forest should be considered as a privilege. These spaces should be left intact in all due respect for inhabitants.

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  5. haintsMonday, October 26, 2015 at 7:22:00 PM PDT

    turd in a wrapper? Iktomi will eat it.

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  6. AnonymousMonday, October 26, 2015 at 8:05:00 PM PDT

    I thought that bigfoot like doughnuts and the smell of frying bacon?

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  7. AnonymousMonday, October 26, 2015 at 9:29:00 PM PDT

    They are setting back Native American's image 100 years.

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