Do Not Watch This Movie in the Dark
In case you haven't seen it, this is the trailer for the Eduardo Sanchez bigfoot horror movie "EXISTS". I have to admit, from the trailer it looks pretty good. Watch with the lights on.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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DeleteHILLARY TO RULE US ALL IN 2016
DeleteMy favorite cabin movies were Evil Dead 1 and 2
DeleteExtremely creative and I have never seen any character get the shlt beat out of them like the main character in that flick. The Dark Knight is the third flick in the series
Death before dawn
MMC
Made by Detroit's own Sam rami with Bruce Campbell as the hero
DeleteArmy of Darkness was the third movie. My bad
DeleteMMC
Bubba Hotep.Now that was a classic.
DeleteI don't know what made me think of the "Black Knight"
DeleteMMC
MMC, rules!
DeleteI hope the negro lover gets killed first. And the funny part is when has any American black dude ever go camping. But in the fundamentally transformed America we have to put the token negro in a bigfoot movie or "al not-so Sharpton" will call for a federal investigation on why the bigfoot killed the unarmed black camper. Total suck job. Not for my proud White ass.
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DeleteBend over and I'll gladly king ya.
Deletetrolls are fvcks
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Deletefvck yourself....... again ^
DeleteAnd when you get bitchy and try to reply and defend yourself- just go right back there to 3:50 n do it again ya little bastard. Lather rinse repeat.
DeleteFake!
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ReplyDeletefuck you puto!
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What's your point?
DeleteThe 1st lady is a yeti.
Deletethat ain't no lady ya biotch.....
DeleteCheckmate sweaty yeti
ReplyDeleteDon't say anything bad about the sweaty yeti or mmg is going to come unglued
DeleteSweaty yeti proved the pgf is real.
DeleteOh wait no he didn't. Not a chance.
whars tham yeit critters be ats aniwhos
Deletedoes the movie have full frontal nudity? male, female, bigfoot, i'm not that choosy
ReplyDeleteGRAYs set up portals so that the BIGFOOTs can complete their DNA collections and safely return to the GRAYs
ReplyDeletebigfoot is a rodent from an Extraterrestrial Planet left here on earth by insectoids to study how it survives on this planet.
DeleteThat explains PERFECTLY,
DeleteWhy Big Jon exists!! To sample and critique the taste
Of Rodent VS Insectoid
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wow,,,another lost tape movie,,, been so long...
ReplyDeleterushfer,thanks for the shout out yesterday.
ReplyDeleteA friend just brought back a bottle of DonQ Anejo from Puerto Rico.
Have it in the fridge chilling since Saturday.
About to take it out and drink it on the rocks.
Never had it.
Tell me what you think about it.
Mike H.
Sorry, meant rumfer.
DeleteDamn autocorrect.
Mike H.
They are the same guy. Often found conversing with himself which is pretty disconcerting....
DeleteNo worries,, BD !! Its all good..
DeleteNot sure … sex in bigfoot movie, I'm on the fence … (and I'm not a gal) blink, blink.
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