This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
In b4 Mexican Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteQueer J's the name!!!
DeleteBUTT Hunger is the Game!
I'm in the process of adding structure to the much revered Superfriends regime. Keep in mind this is still a working copy so all feedback from within the organization will be appreciated and considered.
DeleteJoe: 1st acting President
Ernie: Special advisor to the President
Mike B: Legal counsel and consigliere
Big Jon: Vice President in charge of troll rehabilitation and conversion
Chick: Vice President in charge of public relations and smiley faces
Eva: Foreign Ambassador specializing in xx's
ALL CAPS: Firsting specialist
Uno!: Firsting specialist
MMC: Resident expert on chivalry and friendliness
Chuck: Master bigfoot researcher and tracker
There are plenty positions still open, please apply by contacting one of the above mentioned.
Uno! By Monday your status will change to troll trimmer. Ruff Ready, you will be added as well.
DeleteYou forgot Dr. Bryan Sykes: God
DeleteYippee!
DeleteHope you are well Big Jon. I'm going to bed. Uno!
Big jon = self appointed super friend that was not !!
DeletePart of any troll war.
Why don't you assign
Harry Bandini a position in
Your little Reich!!
Big Jon is one of the Joe accounts. pay him no attention, he is a paid troll
DeleteThat's nothing. One time a team of surgeons removed 17 teeth from 232 Welshmen. That's all they had between them..
ReplyDeleteHaahaaha, even though im the biggest suck ass here!!
DeleteThat was good!
Big jon.
^ Haven't heard the news!!!
DeleteBJ, now goes bi" VP Queer J!
Not only a ring!! But Busted
Stitch!..
Bj got beat up in Dallas last night it's all over the news,, it was ugly!!
DeleteI heard some some guy named Peter Pan got him in a headlock.
Delete^ mentally scarred... Such a loss... (Sobs).
DeletePay no attention to the poster known as Joe. He is a friend of the blog and a paid troll here to influence blog traffic. Dotn feed the troll
DeleteFIRST.
ReplyDeleteOne time a team of surgeons removed 232 caulks from Joe's mouth.
And he still wouldn't shut up.
DeleteBring back Stank Ape
ReplyDeleteI second the motion. And bring back M. Strudwick.
ReplyDeleteI count 6 photos, his math is as bad as his grammar
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