Announcing the TS-USA “Bigfoot Researcher of the Year – 2013″!
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.Unlike other Bigfoot forums, Bigfoot groups, Bigfoot Blogs, etc, who make up Annual Calendars, Videos, or select their “Researcher of the Year“ based on “Who Knows Who“ Bigfoot politics, the TS-USA group actually utilizes a very neutral and objective selection process to arrive at an accurate, concise, and precise conclusion regarding the true deserving candidate of “Bigfoot Researcher of the Year – 2013“!!!
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Firstus in the mostest....
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...living the dream
DeleteNice firstus Maximus.
DeleteSide note: what exactly makes Dr. Moobs McGee's encounter "one of the most intense" when compared to any normal tree peaking Squatch?
Guy is so ridiculous.
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Deleteanon 3:43,sounds legit.i wonder what he looks like eating a whole peeled banana?
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Delete^^^ Hi Mr Alec Baldwin. Two faced piece of used toilet paper!
DeleteProve it.
DeleteHuh?
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DeleteLol what's goin on MMG
DeleteNot much harry!
DeleteEnjoying my coming out party!
MMG
Taterhole
DeleteWasssuuuuuuppp Hhhhaaaaarrrrrrrryyyy B.?????
DeleteBall Boy
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than that of the BFE forum.
Delete^^ You're here! what does that say?
DeleteMan, y'all have been bad, bad, bad. All those comment removals!
DeleteI'm guessing Leon is back in town. Go back, Leon! Go back to whatever cave you crawled out of.
DeleteAll those comments removed were from Danny boy!
DeleteMy vote is for Johnson as the hoaxes of the decade.
ReplyDeleteSquatch Nuts
you too funny daniel squatchnuts.
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DeleteI vote for Dr. J as the most crudabull BFer.
DeleteI made the terrible mistake of clicking on the link.
ReplyDeleteDr J goes beyond special.
The guy has to be trolling. Has to be.
MMG
"Although Dr Matthew A Johnson was the clear, indisputable, and obvious number one choice for the award due to his genuine and legitimate Habituation Research which has been “Verified/Validated” by other credible/legitimate Bigfoot Researchers"
DeleteWhat a douchebag
And obvious 2nd place choice goes to his beautiful girlfriend Cindy, LOL the best female in research today, they are the Research couple of the year no doubt about it, look out BF world 2014 they will rule the BF research world,people you know its true!!!!!SOHA baby!!!!
DeleteIn Bigfootery the real is so much crazier than anything you can make up. That's why I love it.
DeleteStay Firsty, my friends.
ReplyDeleteAnother stupid fucking comment!
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Delete^ thin skinned wussy puss..
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ReplyDeleteYou're cross-eyed. A dead giveaway.
DeleteBelieve it or not, Dr J remains one of the most credible people in the bigfoot community. He has a real bank account and everything.
ReplyDeleteThat is some funny right there. well played 3:54
DeleteAll you limp wristed "WHIMP'S could only hope and pray to be as "MACHO" as DR.JOHNSON ,,,,, MY HERO & BUDDY.. as always MILK TOILETBOWELSON.. :)
ReplyDeleteSave some of that hat! PJ O'Dork should be along soon.
ReplyDeletemabe the both of them are staying away to teach us a lesson ..lol.
DeleteLOL. What they fuck are they researching? Pretend?
ReplyDeleteCamping spots and raccoon dexterity.
Deletecue the swollen orifice dude
DeleteDr. Johnson had a personal encounter with a deep sea self-aware taterhole fish. He fed it peanut butter and nuts. The encounter was so intense he wets himself whenever he talks about it.
DeleteWhere's Harry?! :'(
ReplyDeleteBall Boy
DWA got smoked like a whole hog again. Done you footers proud.
ReplyDelete^^^Kitakrazy-William Barking Mad Parcher mutual fantasy
DeleteKit, Saskeptic and Drew SCHOOL bedwetting footers
Deletehttp://bigfootforums.com/index.php/topic/5116-cascades-carnivore-project-how-do-they-miss-the-bigfoots/
and even if they are crazy- how does it feel to get so thoroughly pwned by lunatics?
DeleteSo Team Squatchin is nothing but a bunch of racist idiots hoping only to make a meaningless, ignorant, political jab instead of furthering the cred of deserving Bigfoot researchers. Who knew?
ReplyDeleteWe all knew. Except Joe. He believes in crap like this.
DeleteDo you think choosing the name 'Leafwiper' would give me away on the BFF?
ReplyDeleteNot at all Daniel.
DeleteMy vote is for Eva!!!XXX
ReplyDeleteThankyou my sweet xx
DeleteThe award should be a jar of poop....give back what has been given to us all year. That, or a Zagnut bar.
ReplyDeleteToday's health-conscious sasquatch prefers all natural granola bars instead.
Deleteonly after they have been eaten, pooped out, and jared up!
Deletehttp://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/12/26/websites-battle-online-vitriol-with-mixed-results/?intcmp=features
ReplyDeletehope it works with you losers....
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DeleteActually never mind let's worry about blog comments who gives a shit about indigence
DeleteHarry took off his pants again.
DeleteSo along with delusional, egomaniacal, loony and a class A asshole, we can now add rightwing nutjob to his credentials.
ReplyDeleteIt's all starting to make sense now.
^^^leftwing nutjob
Delete"delusional" skeptard giveaway
Find new vocab skeptards. It's old.
You'll get nothing and like it.
DeleteThem squatches are pretty sharp! I just lost my 78th consecutive game of Parcheesi with them. If they are cheating, I have not yet been able to prove it.
Delete^ ha ha THAT game is soo friggn old , if I tried to play it I would get my freekin teeth KICKED IN .. :)
DeleteI play Scrabble with my squatches. Beat them every time.
Delete^lol
DeleteAny you fellers one of them habitchyaters? Gettin powerful hungy
ReplyDeleteHobo Gus.
Habitchyaters are the most credible voices in the Bigfoot community.
DeleteI "WANT" YOU TO LIKE ME!!! as always MILK TOILETBOWELSON.
DeleteEarly settlers diaries spoke of Habitchyaters....and opium
Delete"Listen up, MY DEAR SWEET ANON , 6:23.. .................. yea" yea" HUH!. I make you breakfast blasting Cypress Hill ,(pump.) and yo treat me like this ! (huh). A lotta fools indeed" Now where was ME?..(yo word). OH YEAH",, Well its the funk a lastic, Blunt eyed Tastic,,, YEAH". I smoke shit of ta clip.. an forward motion make yo sway like duh ocean.. (yo pump huh yeah),,, The "here" is something more than just a powerful Potion.. aint I cool, aint I KOOL, p.s ( rap to da tune of rush's if I could wave my magic wand) .. I love all of youze MILK TOILETBOWELSON :)
DeleteMike B. has uploaded pictures of his complete rectal prolapse to his Photobucket account.
ReplyDeleteI got one of those after 25 years of bfing.
DeleteEven Dr. Knocker's jokes are bad.
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ReplyDeleteRight into your mouth!
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ReplyDeleteOohh oohh I did!
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DeleteTwo days ago I saw a truck that can haul that tanker.
ReplyDeleteYou want to get out of here? Talk too me.
Just walk away!
Delete^^ whaaa
DeleteTake one look at Johnson's web site and tell me this guy isn't insane.
ReplyDeleteI took one look at his website...he's insane.
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ReplyDeleteBad doctor!
ReplyDeleteHats off Dr Johnson. I once thought you were a crackpot. Not so. You are a most genius researcher wink wink. You sir are now the undisputed King and Emperor of Trollandia. My jar isn't fit to hold your poop.
ReplyDeleteThe good doctor is off his fucken rockers!!!! He is a mentally unstable individual and shoot be literally put down. Put out of his miserable existence.
ReplyDeleteI think that head with the big question mark should be Dr. Johnson's avatar forever.
ReplyDeleteOr the outline of a peanut.
Delete^:)
DeleteWhat a nut job. As a business owner with pre existing medical conditions I am benefiting greatly from the imperative that Blue Cross finally offer me the same type of coverage I had when I was employed. No one before has ever tried to make that possible.
ReplyDeleteObama is also expanding mental healthcare coverage, something that Dr. Manboobs desperately needs.
DeleteAgainst my better judgement, I went to Johnson's website. He is completely mental.
ReplyDeleteThe insurance companies are responsible for the lack of coverage, substandard policies, or too high rates. His logic is weak, by blaming Obama for insurance company greed, and forcing that into another proclamation of his own bigfoot expertness (WTF?) suggests he is not very bright, at best.
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