Happy Thanksgiving! Turkey or Bigfoot?
Happy turkey day! Here's a footage that made a big splash last November. Is it a Bigfoot or a giant turkey? A year ago, the Provo Canyon Bigfoot footage caught the attention of the mainstream media when campers in Utah caught footage of what some say is the elusive Bigfoot. Skeptics argue that it looks like a turkey, but turkeys don't have arms, right?
BIGFOOT IS INSIDE OF ME. I AM ONE WITH BIGFOOT. IT IS REAL. SEE. I SAID SO.
ReplyDeleteWHATS AN ASSMASN?
DeleteIt's like a Free Mason but not quite as liberated.
DeleteI'm the cerebellum of the 'Hive-Mind'.
DeleteBuzz Buzz.
MMG
here he is folks^
DeleteMay the power of Randi compel you to deny the Bigfoot!!
DeleteBuzz Buzz
MMG
All turkey all the time
ReplyDeleteIt's a Turkyfoot!
ReplyDeleteTurkey....No! Bigfoot!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, Possum Bigfoot is kind of a turkey too!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE HILL!
ReplyDeleteTurkish bigfoot?
DeleteNo Bigfoot in Turkey. I checked.
DeletePlenty of Raki though. Who needs bigfoot!!
MMG
Happy Thanksgiving Shawn and the rest of you shlubs
ReplyDeleteI guess I should apologize for using your name in all those gay chat rooms. Although you are kind of a celebrity now.
DeleteAHH GO FUCK YOURSELF, ANON 11:17 HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU TOO, BANDINI!!
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Harry's gonna be one popular guy in the Bay Area.
DeleteIt's alright I already am with your mom and her other lady friends if I lived in the Bay Area I'd be concerned but having the foresight of dumb dicks such as yourself lol now let me show you the rest of how I make peeons like you my bitch
DeleteAnd considering you are making me a star just goes to show you already have knowledge of gay sites had you asked me one I couldn't even tell you so thanks for outting yourself must be one of your past times I take it
DeleteWhat was it your pastor or your Boy Scout leader that touched you then made you angry at yourself for being gay acceptance of yourself is the first step
DeleteThanks all caps happy thanksgiving to you and your family
DeleteAnd what a suprise an anon gets upset cause no one acknowledged his repetitive retarded paste of the same sentence then it's on to talk crap to someone who talks to people how fuckin shocking he made a gay joke of himself visiting gay blogs
DeleteWow you really lost it harry.
DeleteLol
DeleteIt's a jar with some poop in it
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DeleteMr. President, Trollandia wishes you a happy Thanksgiving!
DeleteThanks for the turkey, Derek!
ReplyDeleteMmmm! Tastes like possum, though.
The canine hair he gave Sykes was glory hound...
Deletebadum bum
Has Derek publicly fired Jonathan the Squatch Watcher yet for having an interview with Shawn? I hope he got clearance first.
ReplyDeleteThe part about "Derek gets to present all evidence and that makes a lot of sense to me" was very Stepford Squatcher of him. Do you think Derek has learned Bigfoot mind control from the Forest People?
I doubt it. He has the IQ of a shrub.
DeleteNever give anyone full control of your output.
DeleteHarsh lessons to be learned.
MMG
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
ReplyDelete2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
Oh dear...
DeleteIt wasn't me Joe I'll take the Blame though. Dan wanted to decree my belief system and I had to fire him up a little. So we got Bible pasted I guess! Go easy on him Joe, He's had a rough morning :-)
DeleteI 'm thinking I may hit Texas and Florida with ya. Hey, Now theres a Idea --------
Squatching Across the USA , The Bigfoot Adventures of Joe, Harry and the Patriot!
Ro, you reddy for your next Project?
Wasn't me but it's funny.
DeleteOh, and Mike, almost forgot! ha ha ha
DeleteSee Dan, you should get in on this, we need a seudo Ranae. You can come tell us where all hearing shit and there is no Bigfoot!
DeleteI did notice you gave him a bit of a pasting Patriot! Good for you bro... It's pretty easy after a while, you'll find however that he just wants the last word, even though he's lost the argument many posts prior. Poor dumb numpty thinks people care about what he thinks... What's desperately apparent is that what other people think terrifies him.
DeleteAnyway, man... What a nice situation that would be!! I'd have to stop off in Florida and see uncle Steve in Myakka. Should be moved into a new house before Christmas; need to get that out the way and then we can get planning my friend.
You Know what Joe, I really don't know SQUAT ABOUT dan, I mean nothing. Not his age, race or anything. But I can deduce that the guy has a sharp mind and wit. His IQ is probably a little above average. It is just a matter of lifes experiences.
DeleteYou know why I go Squatching?????
I don't really want to see another Squatch!
If I could be geraunteed of seeing a BIG one at 100 YARDS, that would be cool. But I've been screamed at from maybe 40 yds. I DON'T WANT WHATEVER THAT WAS IN MY FACE.
What I really enjoy is taking peole up and letting them hear a scream off in the distance, and watching that jaw hit the floor ----------
"OH, What was that?" Thats what I been trying to tell ya. I've "Enlightened" about 4 people. Thats what makes it fun to me. That look on thier face --------- oh crap!
Patriot, I'd probably shit myself to be honest with you. I said this to a friend of mine JD once... It is quite something for a British person to imagine what it is like to even come up against the ocassional bear in the wild. To me that is incredible and quite a scary thought... Forget Bigfoot! I genuinely respect Americans for having that in their culture, the idea of real wilderness to me is quite something, and one that British people can't imagine unless they've actually done it.
Delete... And Patriot... How can I say no to that?! If I could at least hear a Squatch, that would be an experience if never forget.
DeletePeace.
And Patriot... This is why I respect people like Freeman Young who play 'fear ball' with them. For him to sit there and try and keep as relaxed as possible as these things are screaming and stamping at his presence... What a guy.
DeletePeace.
Joe I have a friend who lives in London.
DeleteHe's been out in the field a few times in the US. 2nd time out he had a Class A close encounter....
Sometimes a bit of naivete can pay off big time.
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MMG... With some rookie's luck, as well as the luck of the Irish... I'm hoping one day I can have just that same experience. Bro... People wouldn't hear the last of it, not that that is important of course. I'd happily have an experience if it meant I couldn't breath a word to no one.
DeleteHope you're having a really good one MMG, much respect to you bro.
Taterhole feelin pretty good today. Just pinched off a turkey day dinner
ReplyDeleteI have a tater in my hole right now.
Deleteroberto heronimosa already fessed up it was him in the woods. case should have already been closed.
ReplyDeleteMake Ore-Ida tater tot casseroll and add slices of calimari and you have taterhole casseroll.
ReplyDeleteUp yours
ReplyDeleteStill a turkey.........a year passing by doesn't change the truth. Those aren't arms you're seeing. That's foliage blocking the full view and giving what could only be perceived by a moron as arms. Weird shit happens with film, pics, etc etc....it's called pareidolia. Just look at Randle's latest Thermal footage of two or more small foraging animals sort of looking like a torso and head. Bigfoot is bullshit and that WILL NEVER change. Get used to it.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a bigfoot. BIGFOOT BIGFOOT BIGFOOT
ReplyDeleteImagine, for a minute, that Joe does get to gone on a real Expedition, and has an encounter! Not a Sound encounter, as Joe would not know the different animal sounds, but a sight encounter, maybe just a glimpse of one running away. Beside peeing or shitting himself, he'd be so fired up, that when he comments here, instead of 7-10 paragraphs, his writings would take up the whole thread!
ReplyDeleteThen imagine, Daniel Campbell responds, and tells Joe he just saw a Bear, no Big foot! The argument between these to would prevent anyone else from commenting here for weeks!
Just imagine. . . . .
thar beez bigfeets abouts - in da deep woods..........
ReplyDeleteAKs are bad to the bone. I shot a 100 lb hog @ 100 yards in the head. He never knew what hit him. ! Bigfoot look out!
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