Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Posting a new topic because the Sykes thing just fell apart eh?
ReplyDeleteShhhhh, don't worry about it.
DeleteTEAM HOMOS!
DeleteAnd the jets
DeleteIts a porcupine that shot all its quills at a mind raping bigfoot....I would never have said that if it wasn't for the Sykes thread....
DeleteI'm going to have to be more careful the next time I milk ol Bessie.
Deletelol..Sykes may have saved your life....And to think my kids say this is a waste of time....
DeleteYour kids sound like their douchebag dad.
Delete^..smoked believer..lol..
DeleteWell that's it folks, closed down this site, It's over! Let's all go to a Ghost site or a U.F.O site., and start to ridicule them believers!
DeleteFirst.
ReplyDeleteShhhhh, don't worry about it.
DeleteBear Bear K9 Bear
DeleteHorse Raccoon No Bigfoot
Bear Bear K9 Bear
Horse Raccoon No Bigfoot
Dog, horse, raccoon, porcupine, ever mistaken for 8 ft biped?
DeleteNever.
You forgot bear. It;'s always the bear!
DeleteTwo words:
ReplyDeleteAncient fucking aliens.
Shhhhh, don't worry about it.
DeleteHoax Munky that funky munky!
DeleteIt's the same old story!
DeleteBoy finds bigfoot, boy loses bigfoot, bigfoot finds boy, boy forgets bigfoot, boy remembers bigfoot, bigfoot dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Goodyear?
Deletegoodyear? it's been a great year for skeptics
DeleteLet me get this straight- Bigfoot is a porcupine?
ReplyDeleteOr a horse. Or a dog. Or a raccoon.
DeleteYes, I've often seen raccoons and ran screaming for my life at how much they looked like giant bipedal apes.
Weirdness.
We've seen MK Davis try and pass off horses as bigfeets.
DeleteParabreakdown Sucks!!
ReplyDeleteAnyone still believe in bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteShhhhh,don't worry about it.
DeleteJoe, MMG. DWA. Three.
DeleteSure. Sykes worked with only a handful of samples. Two hairs can cover the entire Himalayas? Two hairs can scour and purify thousands of square miles of any possibility of yeti? No.
DeleteScience asked for your best samples. You gave science your best samples.
DeleteLaffin
Fooled ^
Delete^Schooled (by Sykes)
DeleteI didn't until this program...I mean, that was such an utter demolishing of the legend it HAD to be a government conspiracy...think about it...
DeleteBrian Sykes is agent 007...he's out to demolish the bigfeets and secure their precious unobtanium.
DeleteI wonder how advance ticket sales for Justin's movie are going?
ReplyDeleteSmoked like MMG in the woods.
bigfoot don't exist, proven by sykes, twice, pwned
ReplyDelete^^^Utter full volume big time professional world class experiencer of a delusion.
Delete#TooneyTard approved
Bear Bear K9 Bear
DeleteHorse Raccoon No Bigfoot
the whole thing came crashing down right on their heads. Joe has wandered off, crying with his pants around his ankles, and MMG just sits there mumbling Shhh don't worry about it like a retard.
ReplyDeletenice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0
Truth ^
DeleteTruth from a skeptard?
DeleteNo truth here as he's paid 25 cents per shill.
Waste of space.
Waste of time.
MMG
Don't worry about it jackass
DeleteShhhhh,don't worry about it.
DeleteDon't worry about Shhhhit?
DeleteMMG think we get paid still!
DeleteHe's prolly drunk as a skunk ape by now, after the brutal smoking he received. And will continue to receive, free of charge.
Deletewhats the use of the smeja movie if sykes has the definitive answer to all answers regarding bigfoot.
ReplyDeletebecause in the title it says "a true story" which means it is the real deal, that's science.
Delete"the definitive answer to all answers"
DeleteHmm.
Skeptard?
how abouth the mother of all answers. dna don'tlie
DeleteWhile this may not settle the bigfoot debate, one thing has emerged crystal clear:
ReplyDeletejoe got fucking smoked, and I ain't worrying about it.
Truth ^
Deletewhat debate, you gotta be kiddin' case closed. notta
DeleteTalk to a real live sasquatch: dial 1-800-SMOKEIT
ReplyDeleteHoek'sMonkey@HoaxMunky.hox
DeleteBig bear
ReplyDeletehe's iron tough
big bear
got a chest like a rug
big bear
don't take no guff
little drinkin in the mornin
got the hair of the dog
he's sweet as a bird
but smells like a hog
Big bear
he's iron tough
big bear
got a chest like a rug
big bear
don't take no guff
he's big bear
Come on give the bear a hug!
ReplyDeleteI tot I taw a puddytat.
ReplyDelete-Mikey B
isn't it finally time to grow up and use your time for something more useful. Im thinking ghost hunting may have something more tangible, you won't have to worry about blurry photos because that is just how they look.
ReplyDeleteTwo words:
DeleteAncient fucking aliens.
going to crack open a beer and settle in for the evening to watch the footers jump through hoops on the BFF
ReplyDeletemy plate of crow seems to be getting cold.. I assume I wont need to eat it now?
I'd suggest getting a new hobby.
DeletePreferably one which isn't as painfully depressing as your current one.
MMG
We all know your painfully depressed MMG.
DeleteShhhh don't worry about it.
Bigfoot will make it all better.
Shhhhh ,don't worry about it.
DeleteI'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
ReplyDeleteSasquatch Day. Great movie.
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteBad day for a good mystery. The only thing footers have going for them concerning DNA...is it only takes 1.
Been over 16000 days since Patty shook her booty. How much time you need to get just one?
Delete(clive squashy)
DeleteCheck back with me in 10,000 years.
I knew Sykes was a hack.
ReplyDeleteLOL! The 'mythical' Dr. Brian Sykes. Up until it became apparent the news was bad, the sun shone out of his taterhole.
Deletewhere is the link to the doc.
ReplyDelete100% proof positive the Dr. Bryan Sykes study will conclude that Bigfoots exist!
ReplyDeleteRobert Lindsey 10/8/2013
sykes knows how to keep the lid on the leaks until the coup de gua. all the insiders mullens, ro , lindsay all said it will be exciting. i guess it is kind of exciting to get conclusive proof. conclusive proof that there is no such things a tall and hairy man roaming the woods. there should be hell to pay...
DeleteJOE GOT SMOKED
ReplyDeleteJOE GOT SCHOOLED
JOE GOT PWNED
JOE IS A DICK
Shhhhh,don't worry about it.
DeleteShhhhhhh I'll only stick in the tip
DeleteBut. . . What happens now to my favorite T.V. show of all time, Finding Bigfoot? Now that they have been proven NOT to exist, what are they looking for?
ReplyDeleteI'm Twelve years olds, please help me!
Yes, I do believe you are 12 years old!
DeleteClassic breakdown?!!!! What the F are you talking about?!
ReplyDeleteThese are neither classic, nor breakdowns, of anything. They're one goofy old turd's opinions. Please try to understand that, or have somebody explain it to you. OK?
This really is a picture of a bigfoot. I have seen plenty of them and they speak Spanish to me all the time. Alex MW
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