Never heard of a trespasser beating bushes with a stick and a flare in the other hand. Lol. Last time i checked if i was trespassing i wouldnt want a flare to give me away.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
FIRST to declare 2014 the year of the Squatch!!
ReplyDeleteHow long are we going to say this? Next year, we will be saying, 2015 will be the year of the Squatch.
DeleteA little birdie told me that Bigfoot will be proven to exist in the next few days. A news conference is supposedly being set up as I write this.
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ReplyDeleteIt is an elemental. A kind spirit of the forest.
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DeleteWhen you drop a huge log you should reach into the bowl and break it up into manageable chunks before you flush.
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I keep my poop in a jar.
DeleteStill could be a fairy. You see, fairies can take human form and then back. What was caught was a fairy transforming back into a fairy.
ReplyDeleteNah... It's just some dumb ass human.
I think it's Snow Walker Prime
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DeleteNever heard of a trespasser beating bushes with a stick and a flare in the other hand. Lol. Last time i checked if i was trespassing i wouldnt want a flare to give me away.
ReplyDeleteI would go with a sparkler. it is that time of year. maybe that stick in the other hand is a roman candle.
ReplyDeleteA torch?Phil,you are from America,right?
ReplyDeleteHe means an actual torch, as in "Firrre Baaad!".
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