Come join us LIVE as we discuss Bigfoot Habituation and Grey Alien Theory tonight a 7pm Pacific via youtube.com/sloungepodcast.
The live stream will be embedded below.
Who is your favorite bat sh*t crazy habituator from BFF?
Sasfooty with her Bigfeets that smell like toast? Sunflower whose home is at risk from candy crazy Sasquatches? Or maybe Kings Canyon whose house gets slapped on a very regular basis by the big guy. Why? Who the hell knows.
Get your votes in folks the telephone lines close tomorrow. Your chosen winner will be presented with wonderful gold plated lifetime tar pit membership.
As a kid I had the fantasy of being the only man on an Island with 1000 hot horny women. They tied me up to stakes in the sand on the beach and sagged me silly rotten. O.K. I admit I still have the fantasy.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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Get your votes in folks the telephone lines close tomorrow. Your chosen winner will be presented with wonderful gold plated lifetime tar pit membership.
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