A Question About The "Nephilim/Bigfoot" Theory
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.
There are many theories circulating around in the Kingdom of Bigfootdom. The predominant theory is that the Bigfoot are descendants of "Gigantopithecus" which they have a fossil record for in China (i.e., Essentially, a partial jawbone and one tooth).
Another theory circulating around in the Kingdom of Bigfootdom is the idea that the Bigfoot are actually the "Nephilim" mentioned in the Old Testament. Allegedly, the "Nephilim" are supposed to be the offspring of Fallen Angels who mated with Female Humans. However, I might add that there are many other Biblical interpretations pertaining to who might be the parents of the "Nephilim" mentioned in the Old Testament ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephilim ).
HERE'S MY QUESTION AND I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO HEAR YOUR ANSWERS:
If the Bigfoot are really the "Nephilim" mentioned in the Old Testament (i.e., Children of Fallen Angels and Female Humans), wouldn't that actually mean that all of God's Angels are really Apes with wings in order to create a sentient-being who appears to be half-man and half-ape?
I'm confused???!!! What's your THEORY about who the Bigfoot are?
Big Hairy Hugs!!!
Dr Matthew A Johnson
(Owner of the "Team Squatchin USA" Facebook Group)
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DeleteAll the nephilim died in the flood essentially. however, it is a really good chance that's where the dinosaurs came from and maybe the elusive Bigfoot. the angels should be human likeness as we are in God's image. there are other manuscripts (deadseascrolls) that tel of the nephilim dead and waiting in the mountains of now Iraq. I think Bigfoot and dinosaurs maybe linked to them but also "supporting data" for us to be here on earth. like you can't have black with out white or other colors.
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