Phil Commentates On Colorado Night Ops Bigfoot Encounter
A YouTube user named brewer488 in Colorado uploaded this video of a Bigfoot encounter he had after hearing some noise out in the woods. Phil's commentation is hilarious. Watch below:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Let's see who will earn the Golden Idiot today, and who will be the lesser idiots!
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DeleteI nominate everyone who thinks Ketchum will soon be lauded by the scientific community for discovering bigfoot. We can chop the trophy up into little double helixes and the winners can carry them around in their taterholes.
Delete2nd! But by saying that it makes me the first idiot! What do I win?
ReplyDeleteA free fleshlight for those lonely nights
Deletetwo of em
DeleteSo whats so funny? The eyeshine makes this a possibly legit encounter. Am I wrong?
ReplyDeleteYou were drinking moonshine when you had your encounter, am I right?
DeleteNo,I was riding the white horse.
DeleteIt was a Blair Witch fans spin on a fake bigfoot vid. His acting was poor, but it was not that bad of an idea.
DeleteThat's just the Ghost Adventures trying to get in on the Bigfoot action because their ratings are falling. At least they follow the same script
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DeletePhil you need to watch yourself brother all that heavy breathing is one of two things either you are gonna have a major coronary artery event or suffocate from smokin too much
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't Phil.
DeleteMight of been your boyfriend behind you.
You know,taterholin you. ;-0
I'm sorry for thinking it was Phil but your obsession with tater holes is starting to fall into the realm of queer is this something you think of often are you in a constant fear of your femininity we can get you help for that you may be bicurious like butters we can send you to a gay away camp I'm sorry I'll try to help you get better as long as you don't begin to hit on me be as queer as you'd like just don't be tryin to play in back yard
DeleteThe only reason I assumed it was him talking is because the title reads commentary commentary is the spoken word the written word is called captioning douchey mcfuck fuck
DeleteThe no punctuation fool!
DeleteGo back to the fourth grade or better yet graduate the sixth grade that way you can become a "Double Naut Spy",Jethro wanna-be!
Sorry dude. I was just trying to explain that it wasn't Phil.Sorry for the taterholin joke.Oh,it was just a lil' humor,that's all.
DeleteSorry to hurt your feelings I'm an astrophysicist you don't need punctuation to build a rocket
DeleteYou phunny!Astrophysicist,more like Assholelickest.
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DeleteYeaa riiiight.
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So why would a Astrophysicist troll a Bigfoot site?
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DeleteHell if it makes you feel better I know pot dealers that make more than you or I combined.
Because I'm bored and do believe there is an undiscovered animal
DeleteGood as long as you make a living I'm just not gonna take smack from a little boy in mommies basement
DeleteI got plenty of clever but when someone has something stupid to say I'm not rolling over and takin it
DeleteYa what would an astrophysicist be doing on a big foot blog in the middle of the day?
DeleteAstrophysicist,"The Original Internet Tough Guy".LMAO!!
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BUt i guess it is kinda hard to grow up when you sit an suckle on MOMMA TEET all day and go to sleep in her basement at night after you DIDDLE with things,Namely yourself and then you can really be the best you can be all of the time ,I hear BREAST MILK makes you like super smart so you can HAVE THE SMARTS REAL GOOD,
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NOW MY FREINDS THAT BE SOME SMAAAAAAAAAAAAACK TALKIN FOR YA
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Deleteyou tatter hole luvin S.O.B.
get out of the basement already
little boy
as afr as rollin over and TAKIN IT you know you love it... don't ya???????????????
DeleteNope the eye shine has it! Mystery solved no further evidence needed
ReplyDeleteWhat mystery? Peoples eyes dont shine in the night so explain what kind of animal was causing the eyeshine?
DeleteCat, raccoon, owl, cougar, opossum, chupacabra, mothman, tiger, hillbillie on speed, nocturnal leprechaun, alligator, felines, lynx...
DeleteYep I can verify that the eyes of hillbillies on speed do indeed shine in the night and are often mistaken for raccoons by the trash cans lost some of my favorite cousins that way damn shame to
DeleteI lost my dear aunt em the same way eyes shinning in the dark, uncle ed thought she be a Bigfoot ( she wasn't shavin regular) and he shot her ( course everybody speculated he knew it was her)
DeleteI'm sorry you captioned it so either this guy is gonna have a heart attack or he is tryin to have an obscene chat with Bigfoot
ReplyDelete#looneytoons
ReplyDeleterandi owns you footers
ReplyDeleteyou aint got no alibi you ugly!!
^^^Likes to lick Randis taterhole while receiving a reach-around.^
Deleteguy that got banned from jref because being a bleever is so retarded that its not possible for anyone to actually bleeve that shit so it is classified as trolling^
Delete^^^Likes to watch 2 dogs humping and then joins in as a tri-sexual.He will try anything once.
Delete^saw a shadow in the woods once and pooped his pants and now is a bleever
Delete^farts in the tub and bites at the bubbles.
DeleteYou got to quit talking about yourself like that or do all Astrophysicist talk about them selves like that?
DeleteI just spent more than 30 minutes typing a nice long, thoughtful post about this video and the commentary, but my computer bugged out and I lost all of my work! Sorry that I don't have enough time to recreate the post.
ReplyDeleteSome Stephanie chick wants to chat with me!!!!!
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DeleteBe careful,it might be Stank Ape.
DeleteYou know this boy?
ReplyDeleteName is Cole, sir. He's a paper hanger.
Well, he's a dead paper hanger now.
I keep my poop in a jar sir!
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lol the retarded footers on the bff are drinking the ketchum koolaid and yet ironically will fight to the death that patty had ape like features (not human).
Deleteyou cant write this shit absolute looney tooners
We told you to keep the lid on the jar we are always telling you that you just won't listen and you can't keep hiring people to do it for you. You have to learn to take care of your own poop jar!
DeleteLike Melba keeps the lid on her poop jar
Deletethe irony of this site is that there is zero evidence of bigfoot but shawn still makes big bucks from the retard bleevers
ReplyDeletePoop smeller.^
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DeleteLieutenant John Chard: Mr. Bourne, there should be 12 more men working on this redoubt.
ReplyDeleteColor Sgt. Bourne: They're very tired, sir.
[Chard whirls around]
Lieutenant John Chard: I don't give a damn! And I want this wall nine feet high, firing steps on the inside. Form details to clear away the bigfoot bodies, rebuild the south rampart, keep 'em moving! Do you understand?
Color Sgt. Bourne: Yes sir... very good, sir.
what should I do with the jar of poop, sir?
Lieutenant John Chard: The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day.
Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast. Give it to
me.
Matt! You've got a voice haven't you?
ReplyDeleteMatt: Yes, baritone, Sergeant.
Sergeant : Well get up on that hill and sing out if you see anything. You too Bobo. And take your bat, you slovenly soldier !
This video is so Fasano style!
ReplyDeleteI knew der a fact Ed killed Em cuz she was stepping out with that Bigfoot! Woman couldn't help herself you know what they says bout a mans shoe size in relation to his penis size! You do that math with that them there foot prints on that Bigfoot feller!
ReplyDeleteLol I just pictured Bigfoot with clown shoes
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ReplyDeletewell my but crack shines at night so I guess that could constute eyeshine only you see the dark VOID in between my butcrack shine and not really seeing any void here so it can be confirmed that this is definitely not a buttcrack shine situation!!!!!
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ReplyDeletealmost forgot to thank all the boy's in the TATTERHOLE club for giving sooooo much of themselves to the cause each and every day er i mean night
keep the FIRES BURNIN and the tatter clean fellas