Melba Ketchum Leaked Results - Reveals Shocking Details!


We are tagging this post about Ketchum's Bigfoot DNA results as humor. Steve Alcorn claims he was able to "obtain a leaked copy of Melba Ketchum's DNA results". Alcorn says Bigfoot is real. "But there is more..." he says. Watch the video:

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  1. Thats the dumbest shit I ever seen!

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    1. I agree, whoever made that video is a complete idiot.

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    2. I really don't like wasting my time, and I guess that

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    3. Was that the voice from one of them fancy ass new cell phones? I think your cell phone as issues man, don't put it in your back pocket...

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    4. is a 1:13 seconds I wont ever get back...!

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    5. Sorry man. They'll figure it out. Some of 'em anyway...

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    6. I never watched it. So am I stupid or are you?

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  2. Lol. If Andy Kauffman is still alive I wanna wrestle that sumbitch!

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    1. He would squeeze the meat out of your buns!

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    2. I'LL WRESTLE YOU YOU WHACK ARCHIE BOY!

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    3. Boys boys, settel down!

      I won't allow any fighting in my kingdom!

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  3. Seriously? It isn't even funny

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    1. Very typical of this socalled Bigfoot blog's intentions.

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  4. Steve Alcorn is perpetrating a HOAX!

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  5. Don Jeffrey Meldrum "The press release was frankly premature and unprofessional given the lack of any published reviewed results.It apparently was precipitated by a leak of information that was pubicized. Let's wait and see what the published results will be and how they are to be INTERPRETED.

    BTW -- the spokesperson would divulge neither a timeline for publication, nor which journal received the submission. She did however inform us that they were in regular communication (psychic?) with sasquatch, and that they (the sasquatch) were enthusiastic about the study and the press release, and are completely supportive of Melba's project."

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  6. Was the unicorn's mane braided?

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    1. No its twisted like your nut sack after you mastubated to the video Jerk Off!

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    2. Boys, boys..easy...take it to the un-moderated section of the Forum please.

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    3. There's an un-moderated section on this forum ? Well I'll be a flooded Taterhole !

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    4. There's a moderated section to this forum?

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    5. Wrong. The Bleever-Squad over there 'moderates' (deletes posts) the un-moderated section too. I guess Shawn gave them their own little playground so they'll shut up about the crap here.

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    6. 7:09..I hear that! Greetings from soggy South Beach!

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  7. Confirmed lol I have regular conversation with my dog and he claims to have bear trapped Bigfoot

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  8. Ya see people even the guys that are supposed to be in the know don't buy this Ketchum shit.

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  9. Then Bigfoot psychicly pet him so he released him

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  10. Last one should of been Jesus....... Hoaxed.

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  11. Your blog's credibility just slipped a little.

    Bad post, not funny.

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    1. Sad it should reach its all time low right at this very important time in history.

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  12. Do you ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

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    1. Is that because 50oz is only 26oz?

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    2. No thats what scales are for.I was thinkin' more about the cold shower or swimming thing.Like a frightened turtle every fuckin' time.

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    3. Lol! cool man I like that.

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  13. Shawn, I'd be careful about posting this kind of thing too often, because at least half of the regular visitors to your blog appear to be blind sycophants of the daft "doctor." I can already see from the above comments that her flunkies see no humor in the vid (i.e., they can't laugh at themselves). No matter how many wacky stunts she pulls, they will continue to believe in her allegedly "soon to be published peer reviewed paper" which will conclusively prove the existence of "angel DNA" and horse hair braiding Sasquatches. You need these people to continue your blog's success -- I'd hate for you to have to move back to the barn house.

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    1. That was fucking low you coco cock sucker.

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    2. I wish you'd stop mincing your words Herb, and just say what you mean :)))))))

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    3. You're right Herb, I had a bad day and took it out on this blog. I apologize and take it all back.

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    4. He was, but it's still pissing down outside.

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  14. Funny a Bigfoot blog is the very reason the subject is treated the way it is by the media, but then again we know the media's actually government controlled in America.

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  15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. my 10 year old daughters mates having a more grown up sense of humour. purile nonsense

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  16. seriously y wud u post this crap

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    1. Because you will click twice. Once to read the post, and once to comment. Thank you for your continued support.

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  17. This report would have had a lot more credibility if it were not prematurely released. I can't see how it will ever be peer reviewed given the leaked contents of the study and Ketchum's previous story of braiding and rape.It's unfortunate but unless an independant study by a reputable scientist takes place, this paper will be all for nought no matter if the evidence is real and credible.

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