Current News Blog Predicts 2012 Will Be The Year of The Sasquatch [Humor]

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Somehow, we knew that the day would come when the mainstream acknowledges that there is something to this Bigfoot mystery. Current news blog published an article today about what to expect in the year 2012. They are predicting that the existence of Sasquatch will finally be confirmed.

Via blogs.sacurrent.com:
In 2012…

The existence of Sasquatch is confirmed in a small suburb outside of Portland, Oregon. For the past 25 years he has been living in a studio apartment, doing temp work until his alt-psyche band gets signed. The band’s MySpace page generates 5 new hits.

Among other things, they also predict that "The soul of Steve Jobs is discovered in an app that perfectly resembles the world of Tron – unfortunately he is the red guy."

You can check out what else is on their list here: 2012 Predictions: Mayans, Trump, Bigfoot, Occupy, and beyond…

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, December 28, 2011 at 9:40:00 AM PST

    Oh, it's a joke!! Now I get it. Really funny!!

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  2. Sharon DayWednesday, December 28, 2011 at 11:04:00 AM PST

    Just what I needed, a good laugh. Thanks! I wonder if a person can born in the year of the Bigfoot? And I wonder what kind of astrological fate that would?

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:04:00 PM PST

    Foster the People vs Bigfoot. Pumped up Kicks vs the mid-tarsal break.

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  4. bigfoots imaginary broskiWednesday, December 28, 2011 at 1:00:00 PM PST

    I follow that guy on Facebook! His band is awesome, but thought he was out of Seattle not Portland.

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