Squatch-D TV End of the Year Roundup
From Steve Kulls, the Squatchdetective himself, and Chris Bennet, comes Squatch-D TV and the end of the year episode.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
I watched a few episodes of Expedition Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteIs this show made up? It seems like it is scripted.
go back to watching the kardashians bro. it's more you type of spoon fed pap.
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Joe
Yeah, when they showed the glowing eyes in the last episode, I thought that it was staged and contrived. I'm calling scripted BS on this show.
DeleteYup. It's fake.
DeleteWell it's been another slow year for all the Bigfoot detectives. Another end of the year roundup with nothing in the corral again. Maybe next year the detectives will find that golden ticket at the end of the rainbow.
ReplyDeleteBut you and I know they won't.
We are about to begin a new year again with no Sasquatch proof of existence. I have come to the conclusion it is pointless to debate with Joetomi. Every single point questioning how Bigfoot can escape detection is countered with an excuse. They are smarter, stronger, faster, acute hearing, more knowledgeable of the environment, can use infrasound to confuse, can detect game cameras - there is nothing they cannot do. All these assertions are stated as fact even though not one body has ever been examined. Joetomi requires you to buy into ALL these assumptions why Bigfoot is never found. I only require ONE thing to disprove my position that Bigfoot does not exist - a BODY. It's that simple - produce a body and every single argument I have made turns to dust. Surely with two dedicated TV programs, multiple documentaries, hundreds if not thousands years of reports and decades of pictures, videos, tracks and enthusiasts actively searching for them and not ONE body has ever been produced? It almost makes them sound paranormal.
ReplyDeleteWhich begs the question which Joetomi has been evading and I now address directly to him: Do you think Bigfoot is in any way paranormal or do you think Bigfoot is a hundred percent flesh and blood creature? A simple yes or no will suffice.
And in the next episode of Orange is the New Black, our very own Joketomi will play the role of Glen Glenda, Bigfoot's prison beech. You should hear him scream every time he tries to take a dump. Dramatic comedy for shemales of all ages.
DeleteWill 2020 finally be the year Bob Gimlin sets down for a long awaited polygraph test ?
ReplyDeleteThis is a must.
Why take a lie detector test when you might incriminate yourself.
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