Reuters-Reuters announced today that Osama Bin Laden's son Hazmat the de-facto leader of Al-Queda since his Father's death in 2013 was neutralized by Bigfoot enthusiast and CIA operative Jerry Cline. Cline is quoted as saying 'I blowed up that raghead, I blowed him up real good". President Trump in a tweet later in the day called Cline an example of white men's courage in dealing with savages". With Cline's credentials now confirmed he said he will be retiring to Florida to "kick it with Fat-Sano".
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Reuters-Reuters announced today that Osama Bin Laden's son Hazmat the de-facto leader of Al-Queda since his Father's death in 2013 was neutralized by Bigfoot enthusiast and CIA operative Jerry Cline. Cline is quoted as saying 'I blowed up that raghead, I blowed him up real good". President Trump in a tweet later in the day called Cline an example of white men's courage in dealing with savages". With Cline's credentials now confirmed he said he will be retiring to Florida to "kick it with Fat-Sano".
ReplyDeletei knew there was sumpin SPOOKY about Jerry...
DeleteAnd every night their camera and cell phones were always out of reach. I hate when that happens.
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