Trump just announced by executive order all trains in the U.S. will be run on steam power. They are accepting applications for coal shovellers at the Whitehouse.
He also tweeted that starting in June the M4 will be immediately replaced with muskets for all branches of the military. He's also considering replacing the Beretta 9mm sidearm to a Colt Peacemaker.
Trump is a brilliant military strategist. Look how he handily took care of the Russians, the North Koreans, and Iran. All without firing one shot! Also the steam powered aircraft carriers are a stroke of genius! When the Mandela effect happens on a grand scale we will mop the floor of the silly British sailboats.
He also said that all aircraft carriers names will be immediately changed to the USS Donald, the USS Don Jr.and the USS Ivanka. Prominently missing is Eric!.
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DeleteTrump just announced by executive order all trains in the U.S. will be run on steam power. They are accepting applications for coal shovellers at the Whitehouse.
DeleteHe also tweeted that starting in June the M4 will be immediately replaced with muskets for all branches of the military. He's also considering replacing the Beretta 9mm sidearm to a Colt Peacemaker.
DeleteWhat? Not before his brilliant plan of returning our aircraft carriers to steam power!
ReplyDeleteTrump is a brilliant military strategist. Look how he handily took care of the Russians, the North Koreans, and Iran. All without firing one shot! Also the steam powered aircraft carriers are a stroke of genius! When the Mandela effect happens on a grand scale we will mop the floor of the silly British sailboats.
ReplyDeleteHe also said that all aircraft carriers names will be immediately changed to the USS Donald, the USS Don Jr.and the USS Ivanka. Prominently missing is Eric!.
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