Now you've done it. You have summoned the "protector of all things Bigfoot" to set us straight. He will argue that not only is Sykes coming (it's been years now since that has been said) but that Sykes has already proved the existence of Bigfoot beyond any doubt. Of course that's not the case but facts are just an inconvenience to him.
Sykes is a halfwit. Jerry Cline is a quarterwit and "Puke" Sullivan is Neanderthal.Tim Fasano is the real deal however and unlike Zaskey He doesn't have a Botany channel featuring hour long videos of the plants and shrubsvof Florida.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Sykes is coming... just around the corner now...
ReplyDeleteNow you've done it. You have summoned the "protector of all things Bigfoot" to set us straight. He will argue that not only is Sykes coming (it's been years now since that has been said) but that Sykes has already proved the existence of Bigfoot beyond any doubt. Of course that's not the case but facts are just an inconvenience to him.
DeleteIf you are skeptical of Bigfoot he will come.
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Sykes is a halfwit. Jerry Cline is a quarterwit and "Puke" Sullivan is Neanderthal.Tim Fasano is the real deal however and unlike Zaskey He doesn't have a Botany channel featuring hour long videos of the plants and shrubsvof Florida.
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