Squachi'n USA announced today that Dr. Matthew's Johnson dissapeared into a portal today. Johnson's long suffering partner was quoted as saying "Matt wants to start an interdimensional glory hole for perverted Bigfoot hunters".
Trump is going to release everything on UFOs and cryptids. Only a man with his integrity, brutal honesty and strength will stand up to the lib-yards who have suppressed the truth for years. He is secretly working with Putin, the Saudis and North Korea to uncover the truth for the public. He is also going to repeal gun laws so that everyone can defend themselves. Trump is second only to Jesus in being a wise, caring, smart, loving man. Trump for Life!
What kind of idiot would want universal healthcare? East Coast fucktards and their Hollyweird devil worshipping offspring. Only a brain damaged pseudo intellectual lefty who wants to make America "colorful" and take our ARs! I propose we line the border with face eater bigfoot and Dogmen to teach those criminals that they ain't welcome! MAGA MAGA MAGA.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Squachi'n USA announced today that Dr. Matthew's Johnson dissapeared into a portal today. Johnson's long suffering partner was quoted as saying "Matt wants to start an interdimensional glory hole for perverted Bigfoot hunters".
ReplyDeleteTrump is going to release everything on UFOs and cryptids. Only a man with his integrity, brutal honesty and strength will stand up to the lib-yards who have suppressed the truth for years. He is secretly working with Putin, the Saudis and North Korea to uncover the truth for the public. He is also going to repeal gun laws so that everyone can defend themselves. Trump is second only to Jesus in being a wise, caring, smart, loving man. Trump for Life!
ReplyDeleteThe libtards have stars they want to put BF on welfare.
ReplyDeleteThey also want to force Obama care down his throat! What kind of idiots are the left wing nutjobs who want healthcare for everyone?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of idiot would want universal healthcare?
ReplyDeleteEast Coast fucktards and their Hollyweird devil worshipping offspring.
Only a brain damaged pseudo intellectual lefty who wants to make America "colorful" and take our ARs!
I propose we line the border with face eater bigfoot and Dogmen to teach those criminals that they ain't welcome! MAGA MAGA MAGA.