Was This Man Assaulted By Bigfoot? Warning: Graphic!
From Bigfoot and Beyond, a man was attacked by an unseen assailant, and shoved to the ground. Was the attacker actually a bigfoot? Some may find the man's extensive injuries disturbing.
M.K. Davis Discusses The Bloody Dog Print at Bluff Creek [Massacre]
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Ms. Hansen was brutally attacked and tortured for three days by a well known bigfoot researcher who waterboarded her, bludgeoned her nearly to death leaving her with broken ribs, a collapsed lung, and over 700 stiches in her head since they had to put a metal plate in her cranium. The group of ruffians also left muddy boot prints on her carpet and helped themselves to a meal and all without WASHING UP AND PUTTING THE DISHES AWAY!. Kihosa is now leading a group of bigfoot special forces accompanied by some contractors who just happen to be Dogmen.Ms. Hansen has publicly stated that if they simply call a carpet cleaning company and a crew of maids she would be willing to forgive and forget.
ReplyDeleteIktomi was recently attacked and left for dead by a Gugwe. He would have perished in the ordeal but the creature ambushed him from the rear hurling the hapless fool face down into the dirt. He was only saved when the curious Squatch rolled him over and saw his hideous face and ran off into the bush shrieking and howling.
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