Barbara Shupe and the rest of the gang say goodbye to the Blue Mountains as they prepare to head home from their annual bigfoot outing. But they do have some stories to tell first...
I suck helmet - the deeper the purple hue the better - the contrast of the creamy white "sauce" glistening is enough to make me gasp before I slip my lips over the said hood,
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I suck helmet - the deeper the purple hue the better - the contrast of the creamy white "sauce" glistening is enough to make me gasp before I slip my lips over the said hood,
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FYI: When you see "possible bigfoot...," that means that it's nothing.
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