A man talks about the time he found himself being stalked by a huge, unknown animal. Most people don't realize how quiet such a large creature can be when they want to be.
I must add that when I am "stalked" I simply cannot keep silent or quiet at all but roar and moan with glee and delight...oh, it`s such fun to feel a man`s "stalk" finding its way "home"...wink wink,wank wank,
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Must feel a lot like being stalked by the moldy willow creek book store troll. Where is my battery donations?
ReplyDeleteKeep up the lousy job Kelly Shaw.
DeleteWhy don't you two just get a couple of dueling pistols and get it over with?
DeleteI just adore a nice hard "stalk" .. if`n`ya` catch ma drift guys, wink wink,wank wank,
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I must add that when I am "stalked" I simply cannot keep silent or quiet at all but roar and moan with glee and delight...oh, it`s such fun to feel a man`s "stalk" finding its way "home"...wink wink,wank wank,
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