Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I am pleased and feel privileged to announce that a Bigfoot has been shot in Oklahoma and the body is being examined as I speak. Expect major news coverage of this historic event in the next few days so buckle up folks, it's going to be a helluva' ride !
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome news !
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DeleteI hope this is true !
DeleteOur local radio station in Okie has mentioned something about breaking news. Could be true ?
DeleteEvening Bigfoot is real folks guy,
DeleteYour brand of trolling still cracks me up !
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I thought I'd never live to see the day !
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DeleteJoe, lets get together with the dead Oklahoma bigfoot and sex it up together. We can search him for firm objects. It will be amazing!
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Joe, im gonna make you "Joerg Me", if its the last thing I ever do. Who is with me?
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DeleteBecause you`re gullible enough to fall for it each and every time...give up the google searches,pal.
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I don't know why im so misunderstood. Its so unfair. Am I really asking so much? Its just not fair I tell you.
ReplyDeleteAll I really want is for Joe to Joerg Me a couple of dozen times. I don't think that's too much to ask. If Joe would just "Joerg Me" on the weekends, I would be happy. But he wont, instead he insists on trolling this website every day of his life. Why cant he just "Joerg Me" like his momma taught him. Its not hard. Please Joe, for the last time, im begging you, just "Joerg Me" already!
Coonbo Spoke
Maybe say it 10 more times, people obviously are not getting how funny you really are. That, or they are still pissing their pants from laughing so hard from the first ten times you said it, they haven't had time to respond.
DeleteSeriously though, why do I feel like your parents shake their head in disgust every time they ask you "how the job search is going?".
^ Moron who has fallen hook line and sinker for the "rules"...= Loser !!
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