The SizeGenetics penis extender provides significantly more traction than the standard Jes-Extender. Whereas the Jes-Extender can exert 1.5kg of traction on the penis, SizeGenetics has been upgraded to exert 2.8kg on the penis. Capable of producing almost double the tension levels, SizeGenetics is currently the most powerful medically certified penis extender available. Most of the studies into the effectiveness of penis extenders have used tension levels of only 1.2kg – 1.5kg. With the extra 1.3 kg of traction at its disposal plus the faultless attachment system, the SizeGenetics extender can’t fail to provide better penis extension results than those achieved in clinical trials.
If Todd Standing would have put this out as a baby Bigfoot, Joektomi would be all over it saying its real. Then we'd have some sort of analysis from the expert Dick Dover. Hey Iktomi, when is this earth shattering movie coming out of Todd's, proving the existance of Bigfoot? You told us all to just wait, we'd be sorry we laughed at you. We are all waiting, and still laughing at you.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
ReplyDeleteLoren Coleman wants everyone to know that he has a museum, too.
Yes, but is he selling fake bigfoot casts as well?
DeleteIndeed! Only $32.00 which includes shipping.Hell, you can buy the whole museum for the right price.
DeleteWhy does Loren Coleman feel that he has to insert him into every topic?
DeleteOh and I do so like Loren.
DeleteThe SizeGenetics penis extender provides significantly more traction than the standard Jes-Extender. Whereas the Jes-Extender can exert 1.5kg of traction on the penis, SizeGenetics has been upgraded to exert 2.8kg on the penis. Capable of producing almost double the tension levels, SizeGenetics is currently the most powerful medically certified penis extender available. Most of the studies into the effectiveness of penis extenders have used tension levels of only 1.2kg – 1.5kg. With the extra 1.3 kg of traction at its disposal plus the faultless attachment system, the SizeGenetics extender can’t fail to provide better penis extension results than those achieved in clinical trials.
ReplyDeleteSorry, charlie.
Delete....2.8 kg of tension? Why don't I just hang a 5 pound weight on my member and save a few bucks...
Delete^ Why not stick it up and then hang off of your boyfriend..or should I say hang out of him ?
DeleteIf Todd Standing would have put this out as a baby Bigfoot, Joektomi would be all over it saying its real. Then we'd have some sort of analysis from the expert Dick Dover. Hey Iktomi, when is this earth shattering movie coming out of Todd's, proving the existance of Bigfoot? You told us all to just wait, we'd be sorry we laughed at you. We are all waiting, and still laughing at you.
ReplyDeleteIktomi doesn't come here anymore, because he became tired of the daily beat downs that I have been inflicting upon him.
DeleteGood riddance. complete corporate tool for big bigfoot. water carrier for the bigfoot industry. a real low life.
DeleteIt's the little guy from the BF grooming vid.
ReplyDeleteWe are hacking HRs laptop as we speak. Have the footage right with ya.
MMG
Been a while. Can we see a blog post about the marble mountain footage?
ReplyDeleteShut up.
Delete^ Does it bother you that it shows a thing you can`t handle ?
DeleteEddie Munster for sure.
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