Here's a crazy story out of India. Sushil Manjhi was fishing with his family when he was suddenly snatched off his fishing boat by a Bengal tiger. ChaoOnNews has the details:
So they got Tigers and we got Squatches. A big mail Squatch would kick the crap out of three of those Tigers at once. He would shred em. I know, Bobo told me so!
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteSo they got Tigers and we got Squatches. A big mail Squatch would kick the crap out of three of those Tigers at once. He would shred em. I know, Bobo told me so!
ReplyDeleteSorry to be a grammar nazi but it's male not mail.
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DeleteDamn you, Richard Parker!
ReplyDeleteThere's no way that's a bigfoot track. Looks like a Bengal tiger track to me.
ReplyDeleteStepping in again to say those Bengal tigers are doing some really good snatching out there.
ReplyDeleteGuess Fartface guy has the runs...
ReplyDeleteMaybe he ran out of gas.
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DeleteDo farts have lumps ?
Delete^ who knows,but BJ guzzels goop with glee!!
DeleteFartface olive garden boy= big jon self trolling.
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