Just kidding. That's not me, but he sure looks like me though! Watch this pro-eater from San Jose down a two liter Diet Coke without burping, then proceeds to have an epic burp!
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
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ReplyDeleteI'm radioactive...radioactive.
ReplyDeleteThat's how Bobo always drinks his diet coke.
ReplyDeleteThis kid is buckin to be the next most credible voice in the Bigfoot Community.
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ReplyDeleteRegards, LL
you are retarded
ReplyDeleteNice, but what can he do with a jar...
ReplyDeleteWatch me down 2 Bigfoot without burping
ReplyDeleteJ. S.
Your going down on two big foots!? Hahahaa fucktarded!
DeleteYou are gay bro.
DeleteYou gay bro?
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DeleteI heard he went crazy .
DeleteCrazy like a box.
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