Bigfoot Enigma: A Compelling New Book on Unknown Bipedal Primates
Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by zoological researcher Jay Cooney of the Bizarre Zoology blog. For info on weird and amazing facts/theories of zoology, paleontology, and cryptozoology visit Bizarre Zoology blog or follow him on Twitter.I recently learned of a book which was just published by cryptozoological researcher Scott Marlowe. I have the upmost respect for Marlowe's work after watching him in an episode of MonsterQuest and reading his superb book Cryptid Creatures of Florida. He is a scientific minded and critical thinking researcher, and I am thus glad to see that he has released a new publication. Also of interesting note is that Scott succeeded in creating the world's first college-level cryptozoology program at Florida Keys Community College.
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ReplyDeleteBook sure looks good.
DeletePeace.
Bigfoot's ass looks delicious
DeleteBet there's some crusties clinging to those bum hairs alright!
DeletePeace.
Buy my new book "Hoax Munky Enema"
ReplyDeleteSounds crap.
DeletePeace.
Judge judge a book by it's title PJ
DeleteJudging by your anonymity, Campbell's in hiding again.
DeletePeace.
It's scat. Use the prawper terminologay, iffin you fancy yerself a scientist boy.
DeleteI really couldn't understand that.
DeletePeace.
Hello Joe,i think Anon 11.27 is suggesting you use the word scat instead of crap,or was it his hilarious attempt at a London accent you didn't understand?lol xx
DeleteHello Eva! And yes, thank you for that, I understand now. I still prefer 'crap' though. Sorry to hear of your stalker.
DeletePeace.
That's ok Joe,if bigfoot are giant hairy people,the word scat wouldn't apply anyway xx
DeleteYou are very much on the ball tonight Eva!!
DeletePeace.
I've just self-published my memoir, "Skank Ape Stole My Baby," probably the most credible skank ape story every told.
ReplyDeleteI loved chapter five, "A Stinky Hoax Munky Then Ate my Baby"
DeleteLook for the documentary after ancient aliens and mermaids on Discovery.
DeleteUFO space snake eats stink monkeys for breakfast
DeleteWHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN, THEY ARE NOT APES!!
DeleteALL CAPS
cool another book...
ReplyDeletehow about an actual bigfoot... just the one will do it...
No can do. Must write more books before he reveals Himself. No amount of ribs and buckets of chicken can entice Him to reveal Himself.
DeleteRofl that's a good one, Joe.
Deletenice trolling joe
DeleteJust doing what I do best... And it's not trolling and it's starts with a 'S'.
DeletePeace.
Dear Mike Brookreson,
ReplyDeletePlease please please can i stay in your castle so i can escape from my stalker on the other page,i expect he will be stalking on this page soon,also can i stay at the top so if he bothers me i can throw things at him,i am quite happy to be the castle wench to pay for my keep,
Yours faithfully
Eva xx
Level 5 hoaxing. You'll be platinum soon!
DeleteGot the flank Eva R !.How are Darling?
DeleteHello Skunkey Monkey,i'm ok thanks,you?i should be safe in Mikes castle if hes got a spare room going xx
DeleteEva- do you think GID is prevalent in the bigfoot community?
Delete<B-)-' 420..!! good buddy.
DeleteAnon 12:19,that's an interesting question, i believe people with GID have always existed but before the discoveries in medical science they would of course not been known about and perhaps ended up down gin lane as a result,i understand sleeping with either sex is prevalent amongst Bonobo chimps and i read some time ago that some of the first nations know it as two spirts i think ,so my answer to your question is possibly xx
DeleteEva, Muir's Bigfoot Castle is perfect for you, no one shall harm you there my dear we will be heavily fortified and even more heavily impaired You will be safe, and may relax to the music and enjoy all the amenities that Muir's Bigfoot Castle has. Its similar to Amengani in Jackson Hole, Wyoming....only Harry Bandini, Joe, MJA, MMG, Skunky and others will be roaming the walls kind of like a Hogwarts on acid
DeleteThere will be many classes. Calling, print casting, habituation, tree weaving, how to pan away from a subject, how to actually film a subject....it will be educational and entertaining.....like the schooling Joe administers to Anons every evening
DeleteThanks Mike,sounds like fun,i'll just go and pack my bags and jump on the next plane xx Oh and can i bring my cats Pebbles,Cinders and Ebe? xx
DeleteThey are welcome, youre suite will be luxurious, befitting your beauty and needs, a beautiful view...whatever your require....we make dreams come true.......
DeleteSounds like heaven on earth,can't wait,see you there xx
DeleteI'm in ! I can do my impersonation of Cartman donig Styx's "Come Sail Away", Followed by my air guitar impersonation of Zakk Wylde's "America the Beautiful"...!!!
DeleteHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
DeleteHoax Munky is in.
DeleteThe more the merrier,what i would like to do when i get there is tie my stalker to a tree as a gift to bigfoot like Fay Wray in King Kong xx
DeleteShit if I'm master of potions everyone will see bigfeets that fucker will make regular appearances sadly none of us will be able to get off the floor let alone use a camera
DeleteThat's just it....Harry, they well feel at home and comfortable laughing at and with us...instead of Matthew Johnson feeding them from terrier bowls or Timbergiants hat scaring them beejezus out of them, they'll be tree peeking whilst we are truly peaking :)
DeleteIm already enfolled in Joe's new once a week Bigfoot guest blog class, a regular feature not only at Muir's Bigfoot Castle, but here as well I hear, How bout it Mr. Joe F., a preview perhaps, any details you can leak.....do tell....
DeleteI mean its quite an honor to have Shawn Evidence invite you to do a weekly guest blog and Im so stoked for you.....you don't mind me dropping in from time to time with a Texan's perspective do you?
DeleteCool Happy Harry..!..can I be Master of something and please don't say baiting hooks.
DeleteI'll just run around all day trying to trap a unicorn so I can steal it's magic and write an informative peer reviewed unicorn DNA paper
Deletelol <B-) ^^^^^^^^^
DeleteAnd the only spices our kitchen bitch can use is ergot ayahuasca and other assorted drugs
DeleteHey Mike!
DeleteYou see, I actually heard that there is going to be a once a week Bigfoot guest blog class from Texas?
What a blast that would be eh? A guest blog with a Texan and a Welshman, here every week?? We'd have to get some trolls wound up good and proper!
Oh well... One day maybe, eh?
; )
Peace.
skunkey monkey hows it going allie <B-) like the shades
DeleteHow about a course on cockblocking? I think you're going to need it.
DeleteHi Eva , awesome my wife and I also have a little pride of housecats. Patches,Baby, Butts, and Momma.
Delete^^ anon2:21
Delete"Impressive. Most impressive" .!..New Z-man.!.Just barking @ the moon <B-)-'
Harry will trap the unicorn. We will isolate it in our sterile lab We will run the tests. ignore the cheeseburger Biscardi left on the table next to the sample. And then, profile it in our new Journal purchased the day before called: "DAYBEFORENOVA" I cant wait Harry.
DeleteEva, Goodnight sweet princess, I'll see you there. As for Joe and his Reptilian Cruisers, I'll just have to wait and see. As to the new guest weekly blog post Joe has offered Joe and I, I am proud to say we accepted. Our first official Weekly Guest Blog will feature the release of the controversial "Brookreson Photos" from Comfort Texas. Im looking forward to spending some quality time with all my friends and having some VERY animated discussions. Goodnight all from the state of Juan Sequin, La Republica de Tejas....
DeleteOh and THANK YOU SHAWN FOR GIVING US THIS OPPORTUNITY>>>>I PROMISE YOU ON MOST NIGHTS YOU WONT REGRET IT :)
DeleteWoah...we're missing the important thing. The world's first college-level cryptozoology program? And people are paying for this with real money?
ReplyDeleteGet off!
Why not OOObamma is giving it away for free..!!..it's good to be the king.
DeleteThey can also pay with bit coin.
DeleteDoubt they offer associate degrees in cryptozoology..Its an inter-disciplinary subject, so the program is most likely just a list of courses that interested people should take...If the school has a continuing ed program, maybe you can get a certificate or something...Sounds fun...
Deletejoe why do you believe in a mythical creature?
ReplyDeleteI believe in a type of giant hairy human, that has been consistently reported for the last ten thousand years... A type of human that has so much room to evade people in, is nocturnal, leaves tracks and buries it's dead to whom even occasionally get dug up.
DeleteNo brainer really.
Peace.
That's cool.
DeleteAny evidence to back up those wild claims or did you just pull that out of your arse?
Check out some dermals and some Jim Vieira!
DeleteNo, no... The pleasure's all mine!
Peace.
Out of his ass obviously. Why else would he be so pleased?
DeleteJoe, what do you mean by 'giant hairy human'?.. A race of homo sapiens sapiens or a subspecies of homo sapien--I.e along with homo sapiens sapiens and homo sapiens neanderthalensis there also is homo sapiens bigfooticus or something?...
DeleteHmmmm, I'll leave that classification with you sir, but what I try and promote is the idea that these are a type of people, as opposed to animals, which would have been discovered by now.
DeletePeace.
When I grow up, I want to be a Cryptozoologist so I can get nothing and like it....ya know, on a more professional level.
ReplyDeleteYou ARE already a certified cryptozoologist, my friend.
DeleteOne book, a monsterquest marathon and 50 smart ass remarks on this blog ought to cover it....
DeleteWell hell, I'm definitely there then. That was easy.
DeleteRick dyer has left team tracker.
ReplyDeleteanother baseball season has come and gone
ReplyDeleteFinal Score
Skeptards 162 Foottards 0
Imaginary games with imaginary scores. Allow me to pull you back into the realms of reality for a second...
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTddczieNdQ
No, no... The pleasure's all mine.
Peace.
Tards vs tards?
DeleteI don't know.
Where's the biological evidence after these thousands of years oh yeah you don't have one atom of it thanks retard.
Deleteblog that asshole
anon 2.24 can you prove that they dont exist
DeleteMJ A
DeleteCan you prove you're not a cop? or an asshole?
Imaginary games with imaginary scores...and imaginary creatures. Sounds fun, count me in!
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Peace.
whats it to you. is that the best you can come up with obviously you lack the intelligence to prove that they do not exist so you resort to child like tactics to throw the post off track.
DeleteCry me a fucking river, fellas.
DeleteIs Jim Vieira bigfoot? Does he have a bigfoot? Or was he raped by a bigfoot and it messed up his mind like it did yours?
DeleteJust check him out and weep. Or are you scared of what you might come across??
DeleteSchooled, and you are very welcome.
Peace.
Get bent. He's probably just some loser like you.
Delete^^^^^^^
DeleteSomeones getting angry
Careful... You'll hurt my feelings!
Delete"... wooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!!!"
(My nose suddenly got a little longer and made that noise)
Yep... Schooled.
Yep, we're all scared. You've figured it out. This "No Sasquatch" stuff is terrifying as hell.
Delete"No Sasquatch"
DeleteProve it
If there is evidence out there Shawn will present it, good, bad or indifferent. We don't need some twit telling us what we need to see or don't see to make up our minds.
DeleteYou're going to have to do better to convince anyone of anything besides the fact that you re a pompous ass, Joe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTddczieNdQ
DeleteNo, no... The pleasure's all mine.
Peace.
hey joe
DeleteGet a load of this guy. blatantly denying the existence of bigfoot and he has no reasons what so ever.
'Pompous ass'?! Careful... You'll hurt my feelings!
Delete"... wooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!!!"
(My nose suddenly got a little longer and made that noise)
Yep... Schooled.
Hey MJA!!
DeleteHow are you my friend?
Peace.
post links until you're blue in the face
Deletethe ones I have looked at have already been shown here, laughed at, and dismissed
i haven't looked at one of your links in weeks for the same reason
do you understand this?
anon.
Deleteyou are looking like a fool and idiots clothing. you say bigfoot is not realand there is no bigfoot out there. what is this claim based on have you got any facts i am guessing not. you say dismissed, by you maybe but who are you. most likely some poor loner fat kid that hides in the corner and trys to hide how much his life sucks. prove there is no bigfoot stop making claims that you can not back up
hey joe
i am pretty good. i have noticed the level of stupidity has reached a all time high on here
I tell you what I understand... That you are upset and a little touchy after being schooled. It's ok, you're not the first that this has happened to at my hands. Don't get all emotional and pissy... It's natural for you to learn a few things when I'm in town.
DeleteNow... Anything else I can help you with before I call it a night?
Peace.
Ok. Night all!
DeletePeace.
Joe buttlicker ^
DeleteWell I'm signing out for the night... But I'll leave you all with something controversial, a little off the subject of Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteDinosaurs didn't go extinct, they evolved into reptilian humanoids and left the planet on technology they manufactured & developed over 165 million years, often visiting these days as reptoid aliens!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
See y'all tomorrow!!
Peace.
Sounds more legit than giant hairy human populations.
DeleteSuch a troll joe.
DeleteYou guys are arguing with an LAI inmate.
DeleteLol! It's all true ask David Icke!
DeleteMMG
Oh that Joe! Such a scamp! He almost had me convinced he believes in bigfoot!
DeleteNaughty Joseph!
Joe I have been looking for a HOT female reptoid with a kinky taterhole. Please help.God Bless
Deletewhat is an LAI primate?
Delete..Joe, is that one of the tenets of Scientology?..They're going to sue you for blabbing their secrets.People are supposed to pay big bucks for that info..lol..
DeleteThis is why I like this JOE dude, he leaves me with these feelings of "what the fuck" !.He;s gotta be in the top 10 all timer poster here in the world of "Trolandia", love or hate?????
Delete“Trolling” is making inflammatory, anonymous statements on the Internet for the sole purpose of derailing an online discussion or provoking the other participants in the discussion. In other words, another way for kids to participate in cyberbullying. A troll, in Internet lingo, is somebody who does this. Often times you might encounter this image when searching for a “troll”:
ReplyDeletetroll face
Controversial subjects like religion and politics are popular with trolls, but they can and do lurk just about anywhere they can post an off-topic comment in hopes of flustering others. Discussion forums, chat rooms, blogs, and message boards are playgrounds for trolls.
Younger teens and tweens actually seem not to think trolling is all bad, according to a recent study. Kids like “trying on” the personality type and get a rise out of others. In general, tweens and younger teens are more likely to get a kick out of online jokes, like being Rick Rolled, even if it’s mean-spirited and the joke is on them.
Finding out that your son or daughter has been trolling online can be alarming, but for most younger teens and tweens it mostly amounts to experimentation. Most tweens go through a phase where they test the limits, seeing what reacting they can get out of others by saying outrageous things they don’t even mean.
The problem with trolling is that it’s hard for others to decipher the real intent and meaning of a troll. What seems like harmless fun to a tween just messing around on the Internet can be seen as hurtful cyberbullying by someone on the receiving end. Racist jokes and hate speech might seem funny to your child in the moment, but are offensive to others and could even get your child banned from a website or land them in legal trouble.
Anon 2:52 Writing an essay about the definition of the word troll on a bigfoot blog is just as much trolling as anything else. Please Drink Draino Now.
Deleteyep sure whatever anon 2:57
DeleteYou'll get TweenSquatch and like it.
DeleteLol..Telling another human being to drink drano may seem like harmless trolling, but if the guy takes it seriously it won't be funny anymore..."Its all fun and games until someone drinks drano and dies an ugly agonizing death" my mom used to say....
DeleteUh-oh...Now I'm gonna get trolled by the "your mom guy"..lol...
Heavey Man.!. What's your name 2:52? This is Shawn's world and often called "Trollandia". You must be lost..And last night I watched Hanzel&Gretal and the Troll (Edward) turned out to be cool and saved the Babe.!..good nite<B-)-'
Deletei will squatch you anon 3:02
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