Henry May: Current Thoughts and News on the Bigfoot World
Our favorite Bigfoot researcher Henry May is back with some brand spanking new news updates from the Bigfoot world. In this latest video, he discusses the passing of Bobbie Short, Dr. Sykes Bigfoot DNA study, Cliff Barackman's Bigfooting DVD, and extends an olive branch to M.K. Davis. Also, Henry just lost 20 lbs! Congrats, Henry!
First.. The correct way!!!
ReplyDeleteBack on top... Suckers!!!
DeleteThe correct way!!!
Travis....you have been dethroned....
DeleteIt looks like your brown bean bag.....
DeleteHenry Mays look cute and funky! If, by chance, that's possible..
DeleteAwww shit! NOW, i actually feel bad for what i said above this comment... Damn! Sorry, May, " May the Squatch " be with you my friend!!!!
DeleteNICE SET OF TITTIES, HENRY!
DeleteThose titties are lethal weapons buddy....be careful about what you say about Henry!
DeleteHe's got a great big pair of them bologna tits.
DeleteHe's an American hero!
ReplyDelete10 million reddit points to the man or women who got through that video....now excuse me while I take a shower.
DeleteI am a kind of people, damn it! I am not an animal!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm hedging all my bets on the angel nephilim theory !!!
ReplyDeleteBasement....definitely basement....
ReplyDeleteSo Chewy,
DeleteShould Henry abandon his mother and the kids in his house he is helping take care of?
A filthy wookie like you would but Henry is a real man.
Is that what you would do you greedy little hairy fucker
FAMILY FIRST ASS HOLE
Got mommy issues. ^^^
DeleteYou would be amazed how in other country's people take care of family. How many live together for years and take care of their elders!
DeleteGuys like you would not understand, you may think it's OK to turn on your elders and slap them in REST HOMES...... oh maybe I'll call MOM next week, you know the one who brought you into this world!
Why is there so much crime in the US and so many screwed up people?
It's the fucken greedy little fucken Chewbaccas
Damn Henry, can't take a joke?
DeleteMommy issues?
DeleteHey if your Mom is still with us on this earth why don't you do her a favor and call her and tell her you love her
Hey, don't you mess with our Chewy.
DeleteWHERE IS OL' FUCK FACE, TRAVIS, THE BASEMENT DWELLER?!
DeleteThe basement, obviously. You aren't too bright, are you?
DeleteI think the dude has two moms......his daddy wasn't too much of a role model.....
DeleteI feel sorry for Chewy now, he must be one screwed up Wookie to rip on Henry's mom & now his father....
DeleteWhat's wrong Chewy? Do you have lice or something?
NOPE! BUT, YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY, DONT YOU?!
DeleteThat does it....I'm calling my Mom!!
DeleteHenry May once ate 100 chicken clits in one sitting!
ReplyDeleteI like chicken clits....
DeleteI reckon I like mustard on my chicken clits.
DeleteHe lost 20 lbs.? Did he take two shits?
ReplyDeletePause at .32......Titty jiggle.....need headphones but I hear his mom doing his laundry and making him some cookies.
DeletePROOF HENRY IS ALL MAN!
DeleteRight there Buddy
Two shits? No,he just took a bath and all the dingleberries came off.
DeleteHE IS SO CUTE, WITH HIS BIG, FAT, STANKIN ASS!!!! YA GOTTA LOVE HIM, THOUGH..
DeleteBlood sport 2013.......MK vs. Henry May two men enter the Octagon....fight to the death, feather dusters and mouse pads. Winner takes on that goofy Australian kid and HungMcJung.
ReplyDeletePlease Chewy,
DeleteHenry could slap the teeth out of MK's mouth with hardly even trying.....
And then of course he would suffocate him by slipping one of his breast into MK's mouth and slowly but gently take his life
THE END
(Henry is the shit boy)
I concur. Henry is a shit boy.
DeleteI don't know....MK is a sleeper......it's those quite guys that can go Ape Shit crazy....MK see's blood crazy sometimes.
DeleteWell MK Davis I'm sure has the "inner retard strength" thing going on but Henry May is like a new Ferrari off the showroom floor!
DeleteMK Davis should hit him up on IM or the pay phone he uses down by the river. Make up guys. Bigfoot community needs you!
ReplyDeleteHenry May......
ReplyDeleteThe smartest man in Bigfooting!
Henry,your mommy called and wants you to move out so she can move MK Davis in.
DeleteHe represents the fan-boy contingent. He speaks for me....
DeleteYou know, while all of you Debbie Downers are giving Henry a hard time about his weight, I'd like to say how much I like his decor... Love what you've done with the place!
ReplyDeleteSeeing him in a Superman tshirt just makes me shudder.
ReplyDeleteThat is soooo fucked up! lol
Delete20 pounds down, only 458 more to go...
ReplyDeleteTrue dat.True dat.
Deleteis that YOU, Bigdad? mr.bigfeets?!
DeleteTRU DAT! LOL
No,not me.
DeleteHey Henry, feel free to clean your room sometime. eeerrr, at least get your mom to clean it.
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteHe was great on Hoarders.
Lol..That's the name of the game: get on basic cable...
DeleteI've noticed that you never see Travis and Henry May together in the same place. huum, could it be... wait for it... wait for it... that they are one in the same???
ReplyDeleteDammit!!!!!! You took the words RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH!!!! Fuck!!
DeleteNeed a break down on that brown chair.....also if you shave Travis sideburns, hair and about 20lbs......hmmm??
DeleteYou said "mouth fuck". And our boy has about 150 pounds on me. Huhuhuh... I said "pounds on me"
Delete^^ obviously, gay... ^^
Deletegood job Henery Keep on Bigfooting big guy ,These losers are just jealous scrubs, The squatchs love you!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/tSOcrw37Yi4
ReplyDeleteBigfoot At Bluff Creek Mysterious Encounters, Autumn Williams
This one is good!!
Congratulations on losing 25 lbs. Henry, keep it up!
ReplyDeleteHorder? what is all that stuff piled up in the background
ReplyDeleteBigfooters are always living it up. (if they are the pros/hoaxers) The fans/fanatics always seem to be not really doing well in life or socially.
ReplyDeleteChasing invisible monsters, and telling big stories only pays if you're the actor/performer, not the fan/sucker.
Footers never seem to catch on. What did Barnum say?
There is a sucker born every minute....
DeleteBarnum made some big bucks back in the day, he would jump on the Bigfoot Wagon in a heart beat! Some here I think make some easy dough I bet!
Kinda funny though if you think about it that one crazy kitty video on YouTube can get more hits than the entire Bigfoot community in one month!
That didn't originate with Barnum, it's credited to him because he's famous.
DeleteLosing 25 lbs is great. Over the course of three years though? So a little more than 7 lbs a year? What did he do...switch from gallons of ice cream to pints? Try exercising.
ReplyDeleteThe guy loses 25 lbs. and you rip on him?
DeleteLets remember Henry has the biggest penis in the Bigfoot community, that's got to weigh at least 40 - 50 lbs!
You have to crawl before you walk
You have to walk before you run
It's a strap on you idiot.
DeleteCrazy that's what one would think! Right?
DeleteBut it's not, it's all meat man!
Kinda scary I know!
He defenetly lost some weight, and it's not like he was a huge obese person or anything like that! I mean come on man!
I will date woman bigger than him
HENRY!!! How dare you wear my shirt without my written consent! I am the REAL Schupperman.
ReplyDeleteChewy must be still talking to his mother.
ReplyDeleteOr chewy got wise and is rubbing peanut butter all over the outskirts of his home...
DeleteThis is only one of the few defense tactics one can do to slow down Henry if he actually takes notice to a person....
and if he does it's only in due time before.....
HENRY WILL GET YA!
Henry May is a cool dude man, you gotta admit he's a cool dude!
DeleteI want to take some bong rips with him some time!
I'd hang out with Henry May. Seems like a kind enough guy. Not so cool with critical thinking skills, but still a kind guy.
DeleteHe'd slip you a Mickie and you'd be his love slave.....shit.....I got to take another shower....ewww
DeleteYou had better start rubbing peanut butter around your place Chewy. Just ask others what happend when they started screwing around with Henry!
DeleteHe will rape the shit out of you, he does not need any Mickeys either - if he had some he would just take them himself and then get his grove on!
The smartest guy in Bigfooting....Henry May
He can read and has read several books on the subject of Sasquatch
No one here can state this!!!!!
A good 7 - 10 books on Sasquatch, maybe more!
No body can claim this! They are liars if they do!
Yep, that confirms it. Henry May is mentally I'll. ANYONE who quotes a character from the fake ass WWF as a way to say: "up yours" is nuttier than squirrel turds.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that he is a hoarder is just a supporting fact of his illness.
"Henry the Hoarder" would be his WWE name......
Henry May is a straight shooter
DeleteThere is nothing fake about this man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoYrZ2h8buk
Delete^^^ says a lot about a typical bigfooter.
DeleteGawd, he's asking for it with that too tight superman t-shirt, hoarders garage, choker necklace, and manboobies.
ReplyDeleteAlso,
awww, he's trying to make up with you MK!
A gajillion reddit points to whoever names the map on Henry's wall.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, it's not middle earth, I already checked.
Hes fat
ReplyDeleteToo much watching
ReplyDeleteI'm so drunk right now, I really don't want to go to my cousins wedding tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI'd love some exceptable excuses.................
How the hell do you spell exceptable?............
Threw your back out?
DeleteOwn up and admit you hate the bastards.
DeleteBlack widow bite, get weird with em.
DeleteTell him you are in love with his soon to be bride so you can't go watch the wedding because it hurts
DeleteI don't think he is a hoarder, the house he lives in is most likely an old home and many older homes even up to the 1940's do not have any closets
ReplyDeleteHe's living like Bigfoot, god please him.
Delete^Hey Henry nice rambling post.
DeleteCHEWY
ReplyDeleteYou do understand when you make gay jokes & then say you have to take a shower it means that you are turned on!
Chewy & Henry sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
Who comes first?
DeleteSorry guys.....it was his man titties....what you put those at large C or small D?
DeleteHenry is alright man, a lot of those WWF guys worked very hard to get to the top. Most of them are fucken bad asses that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteI'm not into the WWF and I know it's mostly fake, big time but they are pretty strong and worked hard to get to the top -
You had better shave Chewy, it's just more for Henry to hold on 2
ReplyDeleteI'm trying that peanut butter thing for protection, Jiff is the way to go but I'll I got is this organic crap....hope it works.
DeleteHenry is a diamond in the rough
ReplyDeleteHe has a Penis like a horse
We need a photo off Henry of said item, and a sign saying .....
Deletelet the caption competition begin.
Henry seems like such a reputable authority.
ReplyDeleteHenry May is the love child of Beckjord.
DeleteTru Dat.
To hell with Dusty Rhodes! Henry May is the American Dream!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, what is the connection between being fat and believing in Bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteHowever, I applaud Henry on his weight loss -- but the Bigfoot thing has got to go!
DeleteTake some advice from a genuine California girl: Give up all the gross & unattractive hobbies! Girls don't like guys who like Bigfoot (or Star Wars.)
Girls nod their approval when I show them my classic sci-fi DVD collection. Especially, the giant monster category featuring the Japanese version of the original Godzilla. Of, course their drugged and duct taped...you bitch...
Delete^ "They're"....you stuck up slut...
DeleteHiya, Lauryn--
DeleteDon't see many of your type (women-folk) around here these days. Don't let us scare you away, OK?
Todd
Maybe this may help to answer that question.
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY0_SWjqAB8
guy on oxygen
DeleteGirls don't like guys who like bigfoot and star wars? So that's why I never get laid! Thank you!
DeleteThat's BS !
DeleteGirls love Bigfoot & Star Wars, and they put out as-well! Hippi California pot smoking girls. I grew up in Ca. They love it
Well I grew up on the planet Tatoonie and they hate that shit.
DeleteI have to say I am kind of amused by all the shade being thrown my direction. My simple comments led to numerous insults, imposters and filth. Nice, guys.
DeleteBTW: I'm a blogger and a nutritionist, not a slut. You wish.
I innocently stumbled on this site through a typographical error and I thought I'd give some advice to men who obviously need it. Free advice, btw; advice I typically charge for. And you give me grief for it? Whatever.
If you guys spent as much time on fitness as you do on nonsense like Bigfoot and Star Wars maybe you would have girlfriends.
Girls don't like fat men! Here's my motto: Shape up!
Guys don't like girls that say "shade being thrown in my direction." And that's free advice.
DeleteFunny, that little CA. Girl could not handle a dick like Henry's
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's triple jointed
Lauryn, what part of California were you born?
ReplyDeleteInquiring penises what to know!
Hi this is Lauryn
DeleteWell I was not born in California, my parents and me moved here when I was a teenager, I'm from Texas. I am a bit over weight and have recently discovered that I am a lesbian, yeah, a short fat lesbian but I think I know stuff and things like that!
People should listen to me because I know stuff that's so cool and you probiliy don't
It's nice to have you here. Welcome to Trollandia, a magical place where the trolls run free. Our nation's motto is You'll get nothing and like it, and our president in Poop in a Jar Guy.
DeleteTodd
To my imposter:
DeleteIf you think I'm a short, fat lesbian, go to my website (http://theskinnyconfidential.com/tag/skinny-blogger/) Maybe you'll learn something -- obviously you're a pasty dough boy.
Hot girls don't like fatties. Fat or skinny? Unpopular or popular? It's your choice!
Stuck up clam licker^^^
DeleteWe
ReplyDeleteWant
Willing
White
Woman
The five W's
Bobo would understand
why not four f's find,feel,fuck,forget,
DeleteWhat the hell was Henry looking at outside the window?
ReplyDeleteMust of been a Ham sandwich, LOOK AWAY HENRY LOOK AWAY!!!!!