Breaking! Exclusive image of Daisy the captured Bigfoot ;)
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| Note: Image above is not the captured Bigfoot |
Thanks to Damian Bravo for posting this photo of "Daisy" (above) on Team Tazer's Facebook group. Check out these witty remarks by people in the group:
Ken Allen - She's beautiful! But I'd hate to buy her shoes!
Damian Bravo - HA HA HA HA! The shoe bill will be huge, pun intended
Ken Allen - Double, triple extra wide long high heels!
Steve Alcorn SasquatchScoop - Is it wrong of me to be in love with a bigfoot girl?
Rictor Riolo - Is that Shania Twain?
Robert Lee Dodson - Handcuffs
Rob Zaleski - I will volunteer myself to be locked in the box with her. I do this in the name of science!!!
Todd Hale - I want to make a hybrid.
Todd Hale - 3 letters. DNA
I want to bath in this Daisys vomit.
ReplyDeleteThat pic is going in the spank bank.
DeleteYOU SICK FUCKIN PERVERT!! THATS "ME" IN THAT PHOTO!!
DeleteRelax sweaty. No reason to be calling names. Come and sit on daddy's lap and keep me warm
DeleteSweaty, hahahaaa
DeleteYeah. Sweaty Betty. Sure that's what I meant
DeleteMove along now. Nothing to see here
She can knock my wood anytime.
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteDisgusting psycho, Anon. 7:39. You need help. Seriously. And so do YOU, Shawn, for not moderating this site at all. You should have a parental warning posted. Would you like YOUR kids exposed to these sickos???
DeleteWow. I reluctantly claim first on this bullshit.
ReplyDeleteBut you do anyway
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteWow, and I thought it would be more ape like...
ReplyDeleteI would like to hybridize with her.
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeletePenduluos breasts
ReplyDeleteCHECK!!!!!
She confirms on the parts that count.M.K. wants to break it down but hes in the closet giggling!
DeleteThis hotty could make the biggest homer see the light
DeleteReally? Ever hear of Robert Lindsey?
DeleteOoohhh. That one hurt for sure
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteI'd like to find that bigfoot
DeleteI soooo wanna do this bigfoot!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to suck a fart out of her taterhole and hold it like a bong hit.
ReplyDeleteDamn boy. I thought I heard or said them all That one takes the cake
DeleteIf you made that one up I congratulate you
Awesome. I'll bet even her farts taste good.
DeleteI bet she farts pixie dust like a Disney princess.
DeleteAnd they taste like freshly baked blueberry muffins.
DeleteI bet her shit has a hazelnut in every bite.
DeleteNow this is turning into a circle jerk
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteFuck dude are you all right?
DeleteSounded like Cartman taking on Satan again.
DeleteNo wonder they are keeping 'Her' super secret..
ReplyDeleteHEY GUYS THATS ME UP THERE!! DON'T I LOOK HOT??
ReplyDeleteI just came (and my kittens breath now smells like semen).
ReplyDeleteYou are SICK
DeleteAnd for me to say that you gotta be a sicko
Shes purdy IDE like ta put her in a jar : )
ReplyDeleteATTENTION! ATTENTION! THERE WILL BE NO SERIOUS POSTS ON THIS TOPIC. ANY OF YOU WHO MAY BE OFFENDED HAVE BEEN WARNED!
ReplyDeleteThere has'nt been a serious post on this site in weeks.Thank god.If someone isn't offended then we're not doing our job!
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteFuck you big gay jim jr!
DeleteIt's Big Gay Al, not Big Gay Jim, in South Park.
DeleteI want to be buried in her septic tank when I die.
ReplyDeleteTwisted. But origional. But twisted
DeleteGood one! Thats romantic.
DeleteLove truly stinks...
DeleteI would seriously break her mid-tarsal.
ReplyDeleteMy kittens breath smells like catfood.
ReplyDeleteThat bigfoot chicks p*ssy smells like daisy,and tastes like sweet necture.....yuuuuummm ;)
Delete^^^^^^. Finally a reply with wit and class
DeleteMust be Cajun he would know how the Bigfoot Chicks Poontang smells and taste's.
DeleteCajuns RULE
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteGive me an hour with her and my breath would smell like kitty, hell my whole face!
ReplyDeleteI want to lick your face clean for you when you are done.
Delete^^^^^. You need a girlfriend
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteHey, Bigfoot are half human so it can't count as bestiality ;)
ReplyDeleteGreen light
DeleteAfter i braided her hair she mind raped me
ReplyDeleteYou can't rape the willing Hassan
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteTheres two of em! about 10 inches below her chin.
ReplyDeleteNum num num Jim num num num nummy num num
DeleteWhat?
DeleteLol. I am blaming my fat fingers and autocorrect
DeleteOk, I was a bit worried. Half way into "nursing" and saying my name was kinda creepy. Now I can sleep better tonight.
DeleteLeave all the whore squatching to me you small cocked ball sucker!Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteHey Team Tazer,stick to faking evidence and leave the witty retorts to us.It's what we do and we do it well!
ReplyDeleteThat's right BE trolls RULE
DeleteTeam tinkle stay home
Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteShe bends my stick.
ReplyDeleteNot mine
DeleteThat you Robert?
DeleteNo. Just another troll knocking his woody over miss sasquatch
DeleteYou suck big fat cock! Her farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteI got a stick structure from her.
ReplyDeleteA pup tent ?
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteHoly coned head!
ReplyDeleteIf they really looked like that Renae will be doubling her time in the field.Not that there is anything with that.I'm all for gay marriage.As long as both chicks are hot.
ReplyDeleteA got the thermal camera focused on the hot spot
DeleteI can hear her next call blast now."Come here often?"
DeleteAnd I reply "We can come together as much as you want"
DeleteWhy does Ranea look like Rachel Maddow?Is there sub-species of lesbian I'm not aware of?
DeleteCarpetious munchitious
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteAnon 6:18, very nice. Technically off topic, but amazing work none the less. You are gifted.
DeleteYea what it said ^ ,l,,,
DeleteThanks guys for the compliment
DeleteHappy new year
Like many bigfoot sightings, this is another bear misidentificaton.
ReplyDeleteI'd walk on my hands and knees over broken glass to suck the Dick that fucked her last.
ReplyDeleteWell, you know, basically, any way you look at it, all excuses aside.
DeleteYour a Cocksucker !!!
Hahahaha
U gay bro?
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteI would crawl on my hands and knees through broken glass for 10 miles......just to hear her fart on a walkie-talkie.
ReplyDeleteAnd smell the speaker. Aaaaaaa
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteMom! Stop maki.g comments here. Sorry fellas, my mom gets kinda gross.
DeleteWill you guys quit commenting, I'm trying to practice my wood knocking.
ReplyDeleteHaahaa. Nice
DeleteThanks, I wrote a few duds earlier today so it feels good to redeem myself.
DeleteDon't stop now !!!
DeleteDon't be too hard on your self.we all fling poo,it just doesn't all stick!
DeleteShes great, but you don't want that fat bitch, Patty for a mother in law!
ReplyDeleteLook at party. That's what you got in ten years
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteFirst time beaver has been mis i.d.'d for a squatch.
ReplyDeletemy wood is knocking big time !
ReplyDeleteI have a urge to play hopsquatch all of a sudden.
ReplyDeleteExplain this please
Deletereally?
DeleteYeah. When I was a kid I used to lay on the hopscotch board and let the girls jump over me
DeleteIs that what you mean?
Oh for the love of christ.hopSQUATCH not SCOTCH,you thick fucking moron!
Deletego away boy,you bother me.
Oh. Ok. I sees.
DeleteMOVE ALONG. Nothing to see here
This comment has been removed by the author.
DeleteWhat is everyone trying to say?
DeleteWow, someone has got to get some treatment! Dang!!!!
DeleteUm,Your a little late John.Everyone has left.Sorry Bro.
Delete
ReplyDeleteI want to bang that squatch.....she can cook me breakfast in the morning...I know she likes pancakes and beacon...
Lol, beacon!
DeleteBeacon bacon what does it matter as long as she hops in the sack.
DeleteHer farts would be mixed with shit and my big blotch of cum!!!!! You can suck that down and lick your lips and finger your own ass holes!!!! Then rub her shit and my cum all over your face and taste the sweet salty shittyness only taterholes and chunks of corn can get you. Maybe you would like some hep c too and a bleeding anus from her swollen hemmorroids from my huge cock ripping that mother fucker up!!!! Stick that in your mother fucking tater pipe and smoke it mother fuckers!!!!!! Fuck my sweet big anal bigfoot pussy ass my gay tater hole loving cunts!!!!!
DeleteDidn't know being a stuttering idiot carried over to computers too. Pretty bad case of it. Or is it early onset dementia and Alzheimer and he can't remember posting from one minute to the next?
DeleteI wish santa had left her under my Christmas tree and tied her with a bow. Then come Christmas morning Id go HoHoHo.
ReplyDeleteNa ! It's a (nice) girl in a bear suit.
ReplyDeleteWow, I expected some messed up comments. However the level of fecalphelia is a suprise. I look at a picture of a fox like that and poop is not exactly the first thing that comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteshopped
ReplyDeleteare human /bigfoot marriages allowed cuz i think I got squatch fever !
ReplyDeleteBeen there, did that, it was alright. You wankers are pitiful.
ReplyDeleteHow so the queens soiled undies smell?
DeleteJimmy saville and friends mollest you too?
Got a job?
Your govmt is full of pedeophiles. Your country is on the scrap heap.and your knocking the USA
You are an idiot
^British = gay
ReplyDeleteI would eat the peanuts out of her poo-poo just to see where they came from!
ReplyDeleteJeffrey Teagle
FAKE!!!! It's a bear!
ReplyDeleteAgreed Big Jim.
ReplyDeletewhy the hell was albert osterman complaining
ReplyDelete