Mount Rainier Sasquatch Hands Over Picnic Basket As a Friendly Gesture
No, we didn't make this up: A Seattle heating specialist and a customer in Mount Rainier is claiming that they had a strange a encounter with Sasquatch. According to the story, they said the thing looked like "a huge hairy ape" and it made these weird "almost human-like" sounds. What makes this story even weirder is the part where the Sasquatch handed them a picnic basket before running off.
We found this story on a website called Free Press Releases, a "Free Online Social Media Press Release Distribution". The original story has a website link that references a Seattle heating company website named WashingtonEnergy.com. This story may have been written as a way to get people to visit the company's website. In other words-- we have no idea if this story is true or not.
Mysterious Mount Rainer Sasquatch Spices up Regular Heating Call
The tasks involved with working in the heating and cooling industry can be fairly mundane. Workers are required to install the heating and cooling system, repair holes that might be causing drafts, and install piping along empty houses. Those mundane tasks are exactly what local Seattle heating specialist thought he was going to do when called on a typical house call, but what he got was something he’ll remember for a lifetime.
“I was out on a routine house call to fix someone’s heating system in foothills of Mount Rainier”, said John Cavalier. “I just expected it to be one of those jobs where I fixed the heat, and went about my day, but it wasn’t like that at all.”
While walking outside to examine the home’s existing structure, Cavalier thought he saw a mysterious shadow in the woods. The shadow was moving the tree branches aside, and it appeared to be whispering something that Cavalier couldn’t make out.
“Mr. Cavalier came running into the house, and I knew instantly something was wrong”, said homeowner Sophia Lauren. “He was white as a ghost. I tell ya. He asked me if I’d ever seen anything in the woods, which I hadn’t, and asked if I was interested in exploring with him to see what was hiding in the woods.”
Together Sophia Lauren and John Cavalier started walking towards the woods. The two were accompanied by Sophia Laruen’s two dogs and a shotgun. The real shock came when the source of the shadow appeared.
“The thing looked like a huge hairy ape,” said Cavalier. “It looked like a cross between a human and an ape, and it was making these weird almost human-like sounds. It passed us a picnic basket and ran.”
Local veterinarian Joel Powells believes that what Laruen and Cavalier encountered was some type of Sasquatch species. The Sasquatch is believed to be native to the Mount Rainer region, but very few people have encountered these creatures.
“It appears as if Mr. Cavalier and Ms. Lauren ran into one of the area’s first encounters with a Sasquatch,” said Powells. “The Sasquatch probably borrowed a picnic basket from a neighbor, and was using it as a universal friendly gesture so they knew he meant no harm.”
The discovery of a documented case of a Sasquatch has brought thousands of potential Sasquatch Hunters to the area in hopes of having their own encounter with the Sasquatch. No further incidents have been reported.
[via www.freepressreleases.com]
What? Sophia Lauren? Really?
ReplyDeleteUh huh....
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ReplyDeleteBut... it WAS a polite Bigfoot story
Delete"thousands of Bigfoot hunters"?? Really?
ReplyDeleteI would say this is a basket case.
ReplyDeleteLOL I just caught on to that one at 5am.
DeleteSo...before you post such things, can't you try to verify the story by calling the company and/or witness? You're no better than the Inquirer! Find out if it's true - don't spread lies.
ReplyDeleteHow do you propose we arrive at the truth of this story? Interview those involved? Do you expect them to be forthcoming?
DeleteThat's for you to do. Shawn just posts what he finds then you decide and form your own opinion.
DeleteThis encounter just shows that Bigfoots are kind and gentle creatures and they mean no harm to their human friends. They need to be protected from the mean, terrible people that want to hurt them. Why can't they just live in peace?
ReplyDeleteMelda Ketchup is doing this right now!!!! She believes the real Bigfoot and protects them!!! Why can't I make you see that????
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DeleteI'm not going to look into this one even thought it's in my neighborhood. There's a heating company in Yelm that is called "Bigfoot Heating" that I think uses the squatch thing once in awhile. Also; Bigfoot Java company. The owner of that place has one of the original Henry and the Henderson's suits and has used it in the past to get attention of people driving by the place.
ReplyDeleteSophia Loren....this is a made up story.
ReplyDeleteLol..bigfoots are kind and gentle and they will rob u of your stuff. When they are done with it they will hand it off to whoever.
ReplyDeleteWhy so much hate for the Bigfoots? The Bigfoots are wonderful and amazing.
DeleteThat's true!!!! Big foots are a person and just want to help!! They will get you the picnic basket!!! This is real!!!!!!
DeleteGeez you peeps are dumb... The obvious observation or remembrance to made is, that, Sophia was HOT!
ReplyDeleteWas and still is.
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DeleteThats a fact.
DeleteChuck
Bigfoot made a basket full of lotions, oils, adult toys and such to give to the couple. It is obvious that the beast was hoping to arouse the couple into mating while ol' sas stood by in the bushes tugging away at his jack links watching the entire event from a front row seat.
ReplyDeleteIt puts the lotion in the BASKET!
DeleteIt rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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DeleteYessir, She was a big gurl.
DeleteThat sounds plausible.i believe it totally and without any hesitation whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteyogi and boo-boo were caught by the ranger, had to give it back.
ReplyDeleteGreat story, true or not who knows.
ReplyDeleteSounds plausible. I believe every word of totally and without reservation.
ReplyDelete...it was Yogi Bear returning 'an empty'
ReplyDeleteMistook the HVAC guy for Mr. Ranger...Hey Boo-boo, I don't think that was Mr. Ranger.
DeleteHey, some of you beat me to the Yogi Bear angle.
ReplyDeleteThe ranger isn't going to like it Yogi.
DeleteWho cares about the ranger Boo-Boo? This bigfoot is handing out pic-u-nic baskets.
I don't like it Yogi.
This opportunity I will not botch when there are free pic-u-nic baskets from a squatch. Yeh heh heeee.
So that's how you explain to Sophia's husband what the two of you were doing coming out of the bushes with a picnic basket and disheveled clothing.
ReplyDeleteObviously Yogi Bear who, as we all know, is smarter than the average sasquatch.
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ReplyDeleteI surprised no one mentioned yogi bear and boo-boo
ReplyDeleteyet...
Uh, look at some of the earlier posts above.
DeleteIn a picnic basket handing sasquatch?
ReplyDeleteWhere is the picnic basket now? Was anything in it? Any way to check for fingerprints? Any way to identify who the BF took it from?
ReplyDeleteLots to investigate. Not that I believe it, but still...investigate!
"He asked me if I’d ever seen anything in the woods, which I hadn’t, and asked if I was interested in exploring with him to see what was hiding in the woods.”
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Hey, when it's Sophia Lauren, you go with the line that works.
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