Did Bigfoot Make These Ancient Structures?


The Trail To Bigfoot is in a different part of the world, checking out another mystery. Is there a bigfoot connection?

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  1. Ancient alien theorists say no. Well, unless bigfoot is an alien. Then yes.

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  2. Yup its pretty well known that Bigfoot built the pyramids, Stonehenge, Macchu Piccu and Angkor Wat.

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  3. Bigfoot tried to build me an Ikea table but got frustrated and murdered my entire family. Ripping my parents arms and legs off like a cruel 6 year old. He did the same to my children , bashing their lifeless torsos against tree trunks until the scene looked like hamburgers and offal. I will no longer look on Craigslist for handyman.

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    1. Bigfoot once broke into my house when I was away on vacation and he clumsily stepped on a nail board that I left out. After mangling his huge foot on the nails, he became enraged and proceeded to totally destroy the house — although in his blind fury he was polite enough to close the bathroom door behind him so that was much appreciated!

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  4. Do you happen to live in Snelgrove Lake, Canada?
    and if so how did you calm down your hysterical house guest MR. Meldrum? He seems like he would be the type that if a rock hit the roof he would pray to the Angel Moroni and start waving the book of moron around.

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    1. I have it on good authority that Meldrum was so frightened the noise that he shit his temple garment (underwear) and refused to take them off much to the dismay of everyone present. Seems he viewed his underwear as "God's armor" and thought it would protect him. Rocks are scary!

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  5. It would seem that MR. Jerry Cline has once again been attacked by a band of rogue Sasquatch. MR. Cline was interviewed by WSVW Ohio about the incident but unfortunately his head is now facing backwards.

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  6. Omce all the illegal immigrants are kicked out Bigfoot will be doing most of our menial labour tweeted President Trump earlier today.

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  7. In the Oct edition of Nature magazine Dr. Todd Disotell has published a peer reviewed paper in which he speculates that Bigfoot likely were the Architects of the Great Wall of China as well as the Roman Aquaducts still in use in Britian today. Occult researchers contend that Solomon's temple traditionally thought to be constructed by conjured demons were in fact the lowly Orang Pendek. Peter Byrne has also staked his worthless reputation on this theory.

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  8. Bigfoot can't even construct a teepee. But the x structures and bent limbs suggest a high degree of engineering smarts.

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    1. I wish Bigfoot would share his wisdom with us. There is a huge demand for x structures and bent limbs!

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