Aye, and tomorrow we will be world champions while your aussies and kiwis will drown their sorrows with some Fosters. Put another shrimp on the barbie mate your hopes are just abut gone . Go ENGLAND ! cheers
^ once in a blue moon England had a good day at cricket - no wonder Joe has wet himself ... it doesn`t happen often so I guess the shock has resulted in his "pride"
what a sucker he is as he will soon be sobbing yet again
shut yer noise ! Tomorrow i'll be singing god save the queen while you sing "gug, gug,pass the bottle" We invented every sport real men play in this world save maybe basketball ! cheers
In 1987 I was hunting in the Sierras near Happy Camp in California. It was the first day of Archery season and I had been scouting this location since I had seen a monster buck since August. I was in my stand and it was a rather uneventful day. Uneventful that was until I heard the distinct sound of what I took to be another hunter walking my direction through a nearly impenetrable thorn patch. I was angry and as I glassed the area I almost jumped straight out of my stand when I saw a literal Monster looking back at me from no more than 10 yards. It was immense, at least twice my height and as wide as my 78 Eldorado. In abject terror I fumbled around in my rucksack trying to find my .45. After what seemed like a century I grabbed the pistol and shaking like a leaf raised it to the creatures head. I was close enough to see its eyes bulge and then the most pissed off, demonic expression appeared on the monsters face. It opened its mouth and showed me its huge teeth replete with 3 inch canines. We faced off like this for what seemed to be 20 minutes but in reality was more likely 10 seconds. Suddenly to my utter horror I could hear the creature communicating to me telepathically. "Gug" it said. That's the last thing I remember before I woke up in my bedroom surrounded by greys and a giant Praying Many is creature.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
My name is Captain Joe Root and I play cricket.
ReplyDeleteAye, and tomorrow we will be world champions while your aussies and kiwis will drown their sorrows with some Fosters. Put another shrimp on the barbie mate your hopes are just abut gone . Go ENGLAND !
Deletecheers
Joe
^ once in a blue moon England had a good day at cricket - no wonder Joe has wet himself ... it doesn`t happen often so I guess the shock has resulted in his "pride"
Deletewhat a sucker he is as he will soon be sobbing yet again
shut yer noise ! Tomorrow i'll be singing god save the queen while you sing "gug, gug,pass the bottle" We invented every sport real men play in this world save maybe basketball !
Deletecheers
Joe
In 1987 I was hunting in the Sierras near Happy Camp in California. It was the first day of Archery season and I had been scouting this location since I had seen a monster buck since August. I was in my stand and it was a rather uneventful day. Uneventful that was until I heard the distinct sound of what I took to be another hunter walking my direction through a nearly impenetrable thorn patch. I was angry and as I glassed the area I almost jumped straight out of my stand when I saw a literal Monster looking back at me from no more than 10 yards. It was immense, at least twice my height and as wide as my 78 Eldorado. In abject terror I fumbled around in my rucksack trying to find my .45. After what seemed like a century I grabbed the pistol and shaking like a leaf raised it to the creatures head. I was close enough to see its eyes bulge and then the most pissed off, demonic expression appeared on the monsters face. It opened its mouth and showed me its huge teeth replete with 3 inch canines. We faced off like this for what seemed to be 20 minutes but in reality was more likely 10 seconds. Suddenly to my utter horror I could hear the creature communicating to me telepathically. "Gug" it said. That's the last thing I remember before I woke up in my bedroom surrounded by greys and a giant Praying Many is creature.
DeleteCan bigfoot speak with their minds?
DeleteYeah sure they can - why not - Joe speaks from his ass all day long so that mindspeak seems fair-do too.
Cricket is for curry stinking Pakis and babies. A man's sport is ice hockey and boxing.
ReplyDeleteYou know what else has red glowing eyes looks like A monster and talks in your head? Demons. Bigfoot if real are demons.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot told me Iktomi/Joe and PS are all the same person. They also said they would be visiting you first in your dreams, then in your bedroom.
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