Cliff Barackman Says There Are No Bigfoots Behind Him


Alright, people. Please stop sending emails to Cliff Barackman asking what was behind him on the last episode of Finding Bigfoot. He's getting tired of it and just released a statement to hopefully put an end to the emails:

I receive emails all the time telling me that at such and such a place in a certain episode of Finding Bigfoot, there’s an upright figure that can be seen walking on two legs behind us in the brush.  This is usually a true observation, but there’s nothing to be alarmed about.  In every case that has been brought to my attention, those upright figures have turned out to be another member of the Finding Bigfoot production team.

Finding Bigfoot is a team effort, but the audience only gets to see four members of that team, namely the cast.  Beyond Bobo, Matt, Ranae, and me, there are up to a dozen or more people that are employed on each episode.  There is an executive producer, supervising producer, advance field producer, field producer, story producer, two or more production assistants, a local fixer, a bigfoot fixer, two camera operators, a sound technician, and a tech manager. - Cliff Barackman



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  1. OMG - it's a bigfoot with a camera!

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    1. Yah and that's why you never have any success, between Bobo shitting and falling back in it and Renee kissing
      the girls behind every tree at night it sounds like a herd of Buffaloes trampling around.
      Squatch Nuts

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    2. Don't you know that Bobo is slightly Retarded! That's a fact!

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    3. BOBO been tracking bigfoots for years!

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  2. Bobo is getting so damn fat that it's starting to impede his speech. How the hell is that even possible?

    Is it brain damage? Medications? Drugs?

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    1. Yes, a he looks like he smells like a loaded diaper filled with Indian food.
      Squatch Nuts

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    2. Hey, I like Indian food! That was uncalled for even if it is true.

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  3. They were far to busy checking out "cliff's" blow up boy, to notice any squatch !! just sayin.... : )

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    1. Cliff and Rictor should hook up. Cliff could give him some meticulous grooming and and fashion advice and Rictor could get that Silver Fox taterhole.

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    2. Cliff be a Bigfoot snack, wouldnt make a good meal for a bigfoot, and he would be the 1st bigfooter to get into Dave Paulides book.

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  4. Animal Planet Presents: Finding Crewman.

    In this episode the team travels to Bent Nutsack, WY. It's been here that not so highly trained television crews seem to wander into the scene at the oddest times. One witness (a tv reporter from the local news) claims sound men and producers have a tendency to spoil shots at a moments notice. Using highly specialized techniques such as banging the crap, (or would that be sap?) out of trees and shouting at the top of their lungs the team will attempt to find one of these elusive beasts.
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    1. I've been tracking crewmen for 25 years.
      I've seen them. They're here.

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    2. Bigfoots are real just ask Matt Moneymaker or better yet BOBO been tracking bigfoots for years

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  5. Our resident butthurt footer is actually Tim Fasano.

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  6. if you watch a few minutes later you see the guy walking towards the fb guys....

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  7. Another day of Joe getting smoked

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    1. this video is like the pgf!

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    2. Actually I'm worried, this morning he has not posted. Is he dead? Is he banned?

      Actually, "worried" is not the right word... maybe "hopeful" is more suitable

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    3. I think his battery just needed recharging.

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    4. Are you inferring that Joe isn't human?

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    5. No human could be so consistently unpleasant. It just isn't possible.

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    6. Yes there are many others: Matt MoneyMaker, Tom Biscardi are two of the most un-pleasant people I ever had the mis-fortune to meet!

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  8. One of the items Cliff left out of his "Items to bring Big footing" is a Mirror. No experienced Big foot researcher, would never forget to bring this handy item! But Cliff, really has little experience, (Contrary to popular belief) so he either forgot about the Mirror, or doesn't even know about it's usage in "Big footing".
    He also failed to mention, to bring extra strings, for his puppets!
    hen the "Team" is out "in the field", they never mention to look up into the trees, never mention to watch their 'Back trail" and never mention the "Odor" when a Big foot is near. Maybe that's because they don't know the difference between a Big foot's odor or Bobo's Farts!

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    1. Dude your absolutely nuts!!!!!

      MMC

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    2. Just as nuts as you! Where's your mirror?

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    3. Anon 5:55 you are so right! I can tell your a very experienced Big foot researcher, but you forgot to include a rear view mounted shoulder camera, to film behind where you walk.
      If MMC were along, he would need a full case of toilet paper, or at least "Mens Diapers"!
      Just fucking with you MMC!

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    4. MMC, Are you that Fag Welshman from New Zealand that makes all his sheep walk bow-legged?

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    5. Hey dude you are a very sick person. "get help"

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  9. There is never any Bigfoot around Cliff, never ever!!

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    1. And Bigfoot does exist.

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    2. for sure just asks Matt Moneymaker bigfoots are real.

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  10. What Cliff did not mention is taking 14 people into the woods making also sorts of noise and light sources, walking to and fro does not make a situation conducive to one or several of the big guys coming close enough for a thermal or sound recording. It also creates a logistics nightmare with their limited time to get all these people imbedded deep enough into the forest for a long enough period of time to create better success. It is what it is.
    Chuck

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  11. 90% of the filming on the Finding Big foot show, is only 100 feet from a road. Also about those "Solo trips" they make, I know for a fact that none of them, actually ever camps out. They go to Motels!
    And about those ton hall witnesses that put they're hands up THEY"RE PAID to do that.
    How do I know all this? Sorry I do not want my inside source at Animal planet to get fired!

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    1. That's all true.

      All the filming was done from within a 100 feet from the road and at made up locations.

      I was paid to attend and raise my hand at a townhall meeting. I also got my motel bill and food paid for.

      Finding Bigfoot is all fake.

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    2. BIGFOOTs are real just asks Matt Moneymaker

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    3. Yep sound exactly right. But anyone who actually thought the show had any credibility or validity was messed up to begin with. Besides Mountain Monsters, its the next most faked show on TV. Designed to give all us footers a horrid name, as if we need any help. Exact same thing that Doomsday Preppers was created for. To make certain groups of people look like nuts while at the same time getting ratings up. Moneymaker sold his soul to the illuminati long ago. Same with Bobo, and the others. Dont let "bigger than life" personalities fool you

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  12. BOBO the bigfoot tracker guru

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  13. getz U a huntin rifle, good huntin dog and U truck goz deeps in tham thar woods and getz U thems bigfoots fer sure!

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