Breaking: Ketchum's Bigfoot "Angel DNA" Theory Finally Made Public?
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| via The Bigfoot Forums Blog |
Before publishing her paper on Bigfoot DNA, Dr. Melba Ketchum and her camp shot down rumors that her paper would be including the theory that Bigfoot is of extraterrestrial origins, or may have came from Angels -- also suggesting that Bigfoot may have biblical origins. Ketchum outright denied any of it was true and explained to Jay of Bizzare Zoology that it "was not said by anyone on our team , but someone else on the outside. That is very much a false rumor."
The Bigfoot Forums Blog posted a link to a supposed private conversation between Ketchum and a curious researcher. The interview is explosive. In the document is a long conversation about the origin of Bigfoot, which includes discussions on Angel DNA and how Bigfoot may have came from a different dimension sent by God.
We would like to note that we have no way of verifying whether this conversation is authentic. According to the blog, the conversation has been edited to only include Ketchum's words:
"Let me preface this article by saying that it is heavily credited to anonymous sources. All of them supplied screenshot evidence to substantiate their claims, although not all of them allowed the publication of the screenshots. All of the screenshots are from direct conversations with Dr. Melba Ketchum, so they aren’t speculation or hearsay. I will paraphrase the content from the screenshots I did not have permission to publish to protect the identity of the sources."
Here's the link: http://weeast-infection.com/MKetchum.pdf
[via The Bigfoot Forums Blog]
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Good God!
Is this what bigfooting is really like behind the scenes???
Please tell me the BFRO and all my other hero's are not talking like this behind closed doors.
I am deeply disturbed by this article.
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DeleteOh so she has holy water and is an ordained minister now?
Delete@12:37 Why tell the pope? These Bigfoots are not Catholics, they are of the same faith as Melba which is protestant. Most likely Baptists or Methodists.
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DeleteI didn't say soulless sinner I said heathen contrary to popular beliefs dogs don't go to heaven animals don't have souls bigfoot is an animal therefore lacking a soul
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DeleteThe Catholic Church will let them in, but only the male Bigfoot's can be priests.
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Delete"I personally believe Jesus died for us all including them. They have Christian beliefs, did you know that."
ReplyDeleteSo, you don't realize this is complete fiction, phoney, a fraud? Or are you seriously trying to pawn this off as a real conversation with Dr. Ketchum? This is now libelous - I hope everyone realizes that.
ReplyDeleteI thought your first sentence was a description of Melba.
DeleteYou can disagree with her work all you want but vicious and unfounded personal attacks are uncalled for. This is libel and people are going to get sued over this one. It's disgusting juvenile behavior and this piece should be removed immediately.
DeleteIf it is libel, then Melba can sue and Facebook can release the private messages to prove it for her, I suppose. IMO, nothing I have read in here sounds unreal when you consider the other nonsense that has come from her or her inner circle these past years.
DeleteIf it is fiction she should sue. Then the following will happen.
DeleteThe discovery process will subpoena Facebook to open up their logs and she that she never had these conversations.
But... if she did have those conversations it's game over. Nothing she can do.
She won't sue because the above is true.
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Delete"They can telepathically communicate.... They can make you feel like the Holy Spirit has fallen on you..."
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DeleteYes, the Christian type.
DeleteThis is proof she said this? Cut, paste & photoshopped? Really? SHAME on you Shawn for publishing false information. Libel, harassment & cyber stalking are just a few things that you could be charged with....
ReplyDeleteWhere did you read "proof." It states explicity "We would like to note that we have no way of verifying whether this conversation is authentic." It's not libel because he didn't say this, he is linking to a document online. And it's not harassment or stalking because you're an idiot if you think this is harassment or stalking.
DeleteThe stupid is strong with this one, Master Yoda.
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DeleteThank God someone finally went public with this!
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This is honestly disheartning, I really don't know what to think.
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This makes all us who believe in Bigfoot look more insane than most poeple already think. We have morons whooping and screaming in the woods looking for what is supposed to be a highly intelligent creature who will do anything to not be noticed by humans. And we have Melba, claiming that they are guardians sent by God.
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Or completely lying and a deranged con artist. take your pick
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Looney FUCKING toons!!!!
I feel like she rolled up my $30 paper, painted it purple and stuck it my taterhole and then slid eels down the tube. I want my money back...
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ReplyDeleteYou'd be surprised how many 'footers say the same kind of thing Melba is allegedly quoted as saying here. It's biblical. It's confusing. Seems like there could be a connection, but.....who knows. Of course, they don't say that on the public forum, but, trust me, they say it.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, bf could be demonic after all if they are telling people the things she says they are telling people.
BF are just incredibly confounding and small wonder people say such off-the-wall-sounding things about them.
News flash: 3/4 of Americans say they are Christians. If you are an American and have a different faith/belief, you are in the minority. The scripture she refers to is Old Testament, Genesis, an obscure bit that is mysterious to most people, including myself. Still, not very shocking if you are well informed.