I have some tragic news that will rock the very foundations of the bigfoot community; According to sources Khat Hansen's bigfoot companion Ki'ho'sa committed suicide on Sunday. Reports from the coroner are a key by but it appears the aforementioned cryptid was engaging in "chemsex". Chemsex is a subculture of the gay world in which participants engage in ingesting so called party drugs such as methamphetamine, cocaine, GHB, Ketamine and "poppers" while wearing leather masks laced with amyl nitrate. Seems Ki'ho'sa was too old to participate. Celebrity L.A news anchor Chris Burrous succumbed to this lethal combination in December shocking the local news community. "Bigfoot is a sexual creature and gay party sex is to be expected" Sasquatch expert Dr. Jeff Meldrum said on Monday. Bigfoot has be known to "pull a train" on lone cattle", Meldrum contends. The average size of a bigfoot's Wilson is 34" soft.
Beloved dogman personality; Marvin from DME got up and personal with a dogman's Twinkie. "It were odd claimed" Marvin. Sparks were shooting from the business end". Dogman authority Vic Cundiff and Linda Godfrey have claimed to have heard similar reports. Godrey explains one bizarre incident where a dogman appeared to be "Shooting red Roman candles at a terrified postal worker", after he resorted to mace the creature.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
I have some tragic news that will rock the very foundations of the bigfoot community; According to sources Khat Hansen's bigfoot companion Ki'ho'sa committed suicide on Sunday. Reports from the coroner are a key by but it appears the aforementioned cryptid was engaging in "chemsex". Chemsex is a subculture of the gay world in which participants engage in ingesting so called party drugs such as methamphetamine, cocaine, GHB, Ketamine and "poppers" while wearing leather masks laced with amyl nitrate. Seems Ki'ho'sa was too old to participate. Celebrity L.A news anchor Chris Burrous succumbed to this lethal combination in December shocking the local news community.
ReplyDelete"Bigfoot is a sexual creature and gay party sex is to be expected" Sasquatch expert Dr. Jeff Meldrum said on Monday. Bigfoot has be known to "pull a train" on lone cattle", Meldrum contends. The average size of a bigfoot's Wilson is 34" soft.
34 inches lmao
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ReplyDeleteBeloved dogman personality; Marvin from DME got up and personal with a dogman's Twinkie. "It were odd claimed" Marvin. Sparks were shooting from the business end". Dogman authority Vic Cundiff and Linda Godfrey have claimed to have heard similar reports. Godrey explains one bizarre incident where a dogman appeared to be "Shooting red Roman candles at a terrified postal worker", after he resorted to mace the creature.
ReplyDeleteAs big as man's imagination can make him.
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