Bigfoot Spotted Near Tampa

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Tim Fasano hits the woods of Florida in search of the elusive skunk ape. A couple had a sighting of a white bigfoot in the area near Tampa.

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  1. AnonymousFriday, April 12, 2019 at 5:15:00 PM PDT

    TIM IS THE BEST CABBIE IN FLA AND THE WORLDS TOP AUTHORITY ON SKUNKAPES AND HE DOSENT BORE PEOPLE LIKE CRYPTOREALITY DOES WITH THEIR 45 MINUTE LONG MOVIES OF SHRUBS. RIP MIKE WOLLEY

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 13, 2019 at 1:38:00 PM PDT

      CRYPTOSHRUBBERY IS MY FAVORITE BIGFOOT CHANNEL THEY HAVE ACTUAL BIGFOOT AND TROPICAL HORTICULTURE ALL WRAPPED UP INTO TIGHT LITTLE DANK NUGS FOR YOU TO WATCH. JUST TRY TO IGNORE MARK'S OBVIOUSLY HOMOSEXUAL CAR. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE MINIS.

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, April 13, 2019 at 8:58:00 AM PDT

    In this exciting episode, Tom trips and almost catches a glimpse of his feet! And later he regales us with the story of how his nose got so big from picking it with his thumb!
    All this and the Patterson film on Bigfoot Evidence!

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, April 13, 2019 at 10:17:00 AM PDT

    Since Tim is a native of Tampa does that make him a tampon?

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