Amazing Art of Patterson Creature


The Patterson film creature, also known as "Patty", is the most iconic image in bigfoot. Everyone recognizes this creature when they see it. Check out this amazing wood burning artist rendition.

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  1. Hi there. can anybody direct me to any new documentaries of bigfoot please? I have seen some of the documentaries on youtube but wonder if there are any newer that I haven`t seen.

    Thanks in advance.

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    1. Don`t bother as they are ALL fake or hoaxes

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    2. A 100 strong accounting for all the documentaries, reports and footprints across the United States (according to PS).

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    3. The evil 100 Club are coming to get your money.

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  2. Why does "Patty" not have a butt crack? That makes it seem fake.

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    1. Some unknown (sorry I meant “pioneering”) plastic surgeon with an office in a strip mall wrote an article containing a bunch of doublespeak and gobbledygook to explain it. For a while, he’d get paid $500 plus expenses to appear at bigfoot conferences to preach to illiterate rubes and hicks who blindly swallowed his inane, scientific mumbo jumbo. But now that the bigfoot craze has died down, appearance fees have dried up so you don’t hear about him anymore except from a few bigfoot deadenders.

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    2. Owned by Dr. Guinn. It’s so lovely to read you crying like a little girl, Pedo Stu. D’you want his credentials again? It would mean you behaving responsibly about it though, and not threatening people’s genuine freedom of speech. Which is what you do when you threaten to rape kids around here.

      Sorry to hear you weren’t intelligent enough to understand the “mumbo jumbo”. Maybe if you had but a second rate education, it wouldn’t be everyone else’s fault.


      Got monkey suit?

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    3. ^ loves licking hairy butt-crack

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    4. ^ loves praying away butt cracks, when butt cracks are clearly visible.

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    5. If a butt crack is clearly visible, why do you need a supposed expert to tell you it’s there? That makes no sense.

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    6. 5:09, don’t expect any of that dipsh*t’s arguments to make any sense. He regularly makes contradictory arguments within the same comment section and ends up looking like a total jackass. For someone with his level of zealotry, rational thinking only gets in the way of religious fervor.

      Ha ha ha!

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    7. You must be right Stu. But it makes me wonder if he even understands his own arguments?

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    8. You’re not the only one 6:28!

      Ha ha ha!

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    9. “He regularly makes contradictory arguments within the same comment section and ends up looking like a total jackass.”
      When you’ve quite finished talking to yourself... make one. I’ll check in later to see if another one of your fantasies has some substance.

      And the audacity here is quite incredible. Let’s start with the reason you can’t have a regular avatar and sign in with an account, which is because you need anon mode to safeguard against people realising how much you contradict yourself for the sake of giving yourself (what you think is) an advantage during exchanges. Evidence is this are the various names you like to adopt when you’re resorted to trying to aggravate as opposed to proving your points. This takes but moments to give yourself a temporary name like mine, or any number of other people you like to imitate. To elaborate, you can declare Bigfoot is all role-play one minute with one sockpuppet, and then backtrack and claim it’s all misidentification the next with another sockpuppet when pressed to provide substance to such a claim... and by claiming there’s two or three of you, the contradiction for the sake of trying to get the last word flies under the radar of your imaginary audience who don’t know your slimy ways.

      For example... after asserting for years that the subject is all down to “Bigfoot role players”, when asked for a logical number of people contributing to this you gave 100 for the entire US. Shortly after when pressed at how impossible a claim that was, you then backtracked, claimed you were joking and said an “overwhelming majority of Bigfooters were not hoaxing or role playing, but mistaken.” THEN claimed that role-players (who miraculously came back into the fold) were split into two camps as “role-players and producers”. Then that just five of these people, all of which frequent here (including me) accounted for substance of the US role-player community. It’s safe to say anyone would have struggled for coherency at that point.

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    10. “If a butt crack is clearly visible, why do you need a supposed expert to tell you it’s there? That makes no sense.”

      Because an expert can point to impossible anatomical detail that nobody could design by even today’s SFX standards. Essentially proving the subject in that footage has genuine biological tissue.

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    11. haha, pedo stu smoked like a kipper by iktomi !
      Stuff of legends i tell you !
      cheers

      Joe

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  3. This is really impressive. i wish i could have this hanging in my "bigfoot corner" dedicated to all bigfootry . it would make a great conversation piece . how would i get this artist to make me one ?
    cheers

    Joe

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  4. Keep shunning the skunks, they sure are desperate for attention

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