PacWest Bigfoot sits down with Jeff to talk about some of his past bigfoot experiences. Jeff says his bigfoot adventures began when he was six years old in Eugene, Oregon.
Fake Joe has said one thing that is probaby true, that about him having a wee knob. He's the type of bloke who goes into the men's loo just to sniff the wretched rank aroma . Total loon cheers
^ I`ll leave you with your alter-egos of fake Joe and Stuey - so you can continue to converse with yourself - I have things to do so carry on chummy and amuse the small brain you display to us all.
I`ll be here to console your shattered "English" loser personality after the Belgies have shown you how a team ought to play...I expect you even have a cheap replica England shirt to wear while you watch your television...do you have a color tv yet and have a license to watch ? Or as I suspect you can`t afford the fee and have a 14" screen in black and white that has the back of the tv broken...tea-cup ring stains on the top to match the piss stains of your undies.
Did everyone see the American President make mw wait on him in my own country, it's obvious he knows what my own foolish subjects don't, a monarchy is Bullshit. At least I had the time to run down to Joe's pub and use the knot hole in the men's room stall to service some flaccid English lads. Toodles
'ello,'ello, if it isn't her royal hindness and her son the fresh prince of bellend gracing us with their insufferable presence . in case you plums didn't get the memo no one gives a TOSS about 3rd place. We wanted 1st or nothing at all ! and if not for a manager who needs a bit of schooling when it comes to tactics we'd be playing France for the cup tomorrow. As it is we'll win Euro in 2 years and that should give Southgate some time to learn about tactics . Both of you enjoy the glory hole down at the loo, have a few pints and enjoy your days cheers
Oh dear dear dear - England LOSE to SUPERIOR Belgium by 2 goals and could well have been more - England showed their lack of moral fibre and fight and were shown how to play real football by the Belgies.
Got your bottles at the ready Joe or have you downed them already ?
Had to clear out a part of the woods outback to make the little woman happy. The little one did what he could. The young adult and his buddies did precisely jack shlt. But we got her done anyway.
So as we’re surveying our fine work I noticed this about 30’ tall, 12” dia. dead tree standing there, perfectly upright. Knew I could rock that thing over so I told the little one to stand way back and I gave it a push. It came down and I won. But on a different level I was realized that I was also marking my territory. And I did it in the form of a stick structure.
It felt good and I was subconsciously telling the world that this newly claimed area was all mine.
^ hahah hahah Joe invested so much in the LOSER England team his tattered esteem is now at rock bottom - no wonder you identify with LOSERS - you are one.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
I have a video with the title of Joe`s Big Dick Encounters...I`m the one taking it of course as mine is only very small,
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^ gee, i imagine you could probably make a whole couple of series with your experiences, eh Joe ?
DeleteFake Joe has said one thing that is probaby true, that about him having a wee knob. He's the type of bloke who goes into the men's loo just to sniff the wretched rank aroma . Total loon
Deletecheers
Joe
^ I`ll leave you with your alter-egos of fake Joe and Stuey - so you can continue to converse with yourself - I have things to do so carry on chummy and amuse the small brain you display to us all.
DeleteI`ll be here to console your shattered "English" loser personality after the Belgies have shown you how a team ought to play...I expect you even have a cheap replica England shirt to wear while you watch your television...do you have a color tv yet and have a license to watch ? Or as I suspect you can`t afford the fee and have a 14" screen in black and white that has the back of the tv broken...tea-cup ring stains on the top to match the piss stains of your undies.
Did everyone see the American President make mw wait on him in my own country, it's obvious he knows what my own foolish subjects don't, a monarchy is Bullshit. At least I had the time to run down to Joe's pub and use the knot hole in the men's room stall to service some flaccid English lads. Toodles
Delete'ello,'ello, if it isn't her royal hindness and her son the fresh prince of bellend gracing us with their insufferable presence . in case you plums didn't get the memo no one gives a TOSS about 3rd place. We wanted 1st or nothing at all ! and if not for a manager who needs a bit of schooling when it comes to tactics we'd be playing France for the cup tomorrow. As it is we'll win Euro in 2 years and that should give Southgate some time to learn about tactics .
DeleteBoth of you enjoy the glory hole down at the loo, have a few pints and enjoy your days
cheers
Joe
“Who cares about 3rd you say ? i do.”
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I can fit 3 "plums" in my mouth at once, 'Gug'
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Oh dear dear dear - England LOSE to SUPERIOR Belgium by 2 goals and could well have been more - England showed their lack of moral fibre and fight and were shown how to play real football by the Belgies.
DeleteGot your bottles at the ready Joe or have you downed them already ?
“PREDATOR” IN THE FOREST...
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Had to clear out a part of the woods outback to make the little woman happy. The little one did what he could. The young adult and his buddies did precisely jack shlt. But we got her done anyway.
DeleteSo as we’re surveying our fine work I noticed this about 30’ tall, 12” dia. dead tree standing there, perfectly upright. Knew I could rock that thing over so I told the little one to stand way back and I gave it a push. It came down and I won. But on a different level I was realized that I was also marking my territory. And I did it in the form of a stick structure.
It felt good and I was subconsciously telling the world that this newly claimed area was all mine.
I can now better relate the the big guy
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So embarrassing...
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even more embarrassing :
Deletebigfoot evidence 10 Stuey nil
biggest bloody blowout ever on the pitch !
creased !
cheers
Joe
^ hahah hahah Joe invested so much in the LOSER England team his tattered esteem is now at rock bottom - no wonder you identify with LOSERS - you are one.
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No bigfoot, no place in world cup, lots of Hairy Cane in the men's room stall
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