Saturday, July 7, 2018

Guided Bigfoot Expeditions Found On Seattle Craigslist


Looking for a guided bigfoot expedition in the Seattle area? Well look no further! We found this on the Seattle Craigslist page.

Welcome to Extreme Expeditions Northwest, LLC- Now offering Guided Bigfoot Expeditions!

Hello, my name is Stephen T. Major, Director of Operations for Extreme Expeditions Northwest, LLC and I would like to welcome you to join us on one of our upcoming Guided Bigfoot Expeditions! It doesn't matter if you're a seasoned Bigfoot Investigator with many expeditions under your belt or just someone looking for the ultimate Adventure- either way, we offer the best in Guided Bigfoot Adventure Experiences.

However, our Guided Bigfoot Expeditions certainly are not for everyone, as they are generally quite expensive to participate in and all revolve around activities that contain certain elements of danger due to the extreme nature of the Expeditions themselves.

WE GO WHERE OTHERS DON'T
First and foremost, we at Extreme Expeditions Northwest, LLC are committed to the task of providing you with the ultimate outdoor adventure experience; one which revolves around providing you with the best possible chance of having an encounter with the legendary and elusive creature commonly know as Bigfoot/Sasquatch. Therefore, and to that end, we do indeed travel to some extremely remote wilderness locations which we have selected, through much diligent "boots on the ground" field research, that offer the best opportunity for an encounter with the legendary Creature.

Traveling to these remote locations generally require transport by either Helicopter, Float Plane or Boat- and at times in precarious weather conditions and with nothing to greet us upon arrival other than an ill tempered Bigfoot (Sasquatch), Grizzly Bear, Wolf Pack, Cougar or the like. Not to worry though, as you're in good hands as your Extreme Expeditions Northwest, LLC Team and security personnel have years of experience negotiating the hazards of such environments to ensure that you safely enjoy the ultimate outdoor adventure experience.
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14 comments:

  1. What a fraud. Charging money to take a tour of a non existent creature. I hope it's see a bigfoot or your money back. Is Australia still in the world cup? I think they are the best 3rd world game team. Go Aussies!

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    1. Did you notice that skeptics like you come on here so often this blog should have a drive through so you can order your burgers and fries while posting on here ?
      such a Mctosser !
      cheers

      Joe

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    2. ^ Been thoroughly put in his place by the top poster...hahah hahah

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    3. Stwarts is not top poster, only top tard.

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  2. Well he better not count on making much from the typical Bigfoot enthusiast as most won't go further than the woods behind their house and barely have enough to get them to the next Bigfoot convention.

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    1. ^ wanks to thoughts of things he can never be part of in his lonely pathetic life
      cheers

      Joe

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    2. Hahahaha - that's rich coming from you Joe. What part do YOU play in the great Bigfoot hunt? What evidence do YOU bring to the table? How many expeditions have YOU taken part in? I already know the answer so don't waste your time replying. Stick to supporting your team where you at least have a chance of a successful outcome. Pathetic? Thy name is JOE!

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    3. You just have so much bloody time on your hands that you monitor this forum 24-7 , you don't even have time to wank off !
      Crazy loon
      cheers

      Joe

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    4. Hahahaha - that's rich coming from you Joe. Sure, I read the comments from time to time but the only posts I have made in a week are the above but YOU answer each and every comment. Your not only a crazy loon but a whole flock of them.

      Cheers right back at ya.

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    5. Happy Saturday at the trailer park Hoss !
      Make sure you have enough mountain dew ,doritos and plenty of handi wipes on hand for tonight's self pleasuring event !
      Try not to get too worked up about it mate !
      cheers

      Joe

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    6. ^ haha you sucker...what a lonely boy you are...replying to all the posts about you which shows just what sort of life you lead...you`ve nothing else but conversing with posters you detest...what a saddo and loser you are.

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    7. haha, not sure who this fake version of me is but he's hilarious ! Top notch banter coming from him is amusing me
      GO ENGLAND AND CHEERS !

      Joe

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    8. ^ there is all the evidence we need yet again Mr LOSER...hahah hahah hahahahahaha

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  3. $3200 per person for 5 days on Vancouver Island but sleeping on a boat every night so that no Bigfoot stumble into camp.

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