Bigfoot researcher Blayne Tyler needs your help! He's looking for a little financial support to help offset the cost of his research. Check out his video.
I have got a better idea. Since Blayne is quite late to this game, why doesn't he just ask the questions and I will tell him what the answers are. All questions have answers because this subject has already been studied ad nauseum. If he needs a body to prove that they are real to the government, he can just check one out with a small deposit, from the government. Then he can load it up and drive around the block, and stop at the same doors that he just came out of with his body on ice. Then he can rush in and tell everyone there that he has a Bigfoot body, and he wants them to see it so that they can tell the world that Bigfoot is real. And then Blayne becomes rich and famous beyond his wildest dreams. Which is really what Blayne was after in the first place, since he is no more a Bigfoot researcher than Donald Trump.
What data is he collecting? What does his dataset look like? Is he going to make his data public? Why should he be characterized as a "researcher" rather than a mere "adventurer"?
This feeble story reminds me of William Barnes and the Falcon Project in 2010, who had an advertised plan that centered around a powered dual balloon with cameras hanging beneath. Then he added several teams of boots on the ground teams, that people were climbing all over each other to be part of the research team. Frank got $200,000 from a gofundme, and purchased a couple of thermals, and sent the teams out in the field. Barne's unadvertised was to steal the money since he then left town with the remaining $195,000 and spent a couple of years in presumably Mexico. The field teams pocketed the equipment and failed to bring that up to the donors who wanted their money back. Incredibly, Frank Barnes resurfaced in 2016 and blamed everyone else for deserting him, while he attempted to do something similar as a gofundme for $65,000, apparently believing that his victims had forgot all about him. Needless to say, he failed the second time.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Blayne should ask Brenton Sawin for financial report. He's rolling in dough.
ReplyDeleteI have got a better idea. Since Blayne is quite late to this game, why doesn't he just ask the questions and I will tell him what the answers are. All questions have answers because this subject has already been studied ad nauseum. If he needs a body to prove that they are real to the government, he can just check one out with a small deposit, from the government. Then he can load it up and drive around the block, and stop at the same doors that he just came out of with his body on ice. Then he can rush in and tell everyone there that he has a Bigfoot body, and he wants them to see it so that they can tell the world that Bigfoot is real. And then Blayne becomes rich and famous beyond his wildest dreams. Which is really what Blayne was after in the first place, since he is no more a Bigfoot researcher than Donald Trump.
DeleteYou sound like a real idiot that thinks he has insider government information.
DeleteWhat data is he collecting? What does his dataset look like? Is he going to make his data public? Why should he be characterized as a "researcher" rather than a mere "adventurer"?
ReplyDeleteThis feeble story reminds me of William Barnes and the Falcon Project in 2010, who had an advertised plan that centered around a powered dual balloon with cameras hanging beneath. Then he added several teams of boots on the ground teams, that people were climbing all over each other to be part of the research team. Frank got $200,000 from a gofundme, and purchased a couple of thermals, and sent the teams out in the field. Barne's unadvertised was to steal the money since he then left town with the remaining $195,000 and spent a couple of years in presumably Mexico. The field teams pocketed the equipment and failed to bring that up to the donors who wanted their money back. Incredibly, Frank Barnes resurfaced in 2016 and blamed everyone else for deserting him, while he attempted to do something similar as a gofundme for $65,000, apparently believing that his victims had forgot all about him. Needless to say, he failed the second time.
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