Swamp Dweller shares another round of chilling stories coming from park rangers around the U.S. When you spend your days and nights in the woods, you experience and hear about some spooky things.
Keep the scary stories coming swamp dweller ! Always in need of a good scare. I record these and listen to them later on , they really give me the willies ! one of my mates once went into the woods with another lad and he heard an owl and crapped in his pants, hahaha. We didn't let him forget about that at the pub for the next year ! Cheers
The only wankers i see on here are the skeptrolls and fake arse researchers like DS. The rest are ok , even skeptics who can have a reasonable debate are ok with me but trolls can sod off cheers
One summer when I was exploring the country side, out of the corner of my eye saw me a stewy. Just sitting there in the wild with his butplug in hand in the other a large jar of loob scared the day lights out of everyone. We got in the car speed off with stewy running close behind fapping away!
It's a scary story but I don't believe it because it didn't come from Swamp Dweller. Only Swamp Dweller tells TRUE scary stories. They are TRUE because he says so and I believe him.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Keep the scary stories coming swamp dweller !
ReplyDeleteAlways in need of a good scare. I record these and listen to them later on , they really give me the willies !
one of my mates once went into the woods with another lad and he heard an owl and crapped in his pants, hahaha. We didn't let him forget about that at the pub for the next year !
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Joe
Great story Joe, thanks for sharing!
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DeleteOne summer when I was exploring the country side, out of the corner of my eye saw me a stewy. Just sitting there in the wild with his butplug in hand in the other a large jar of loob scared the day lights out of everyone. We got in the car speed off with stewy running close behind fapping away!
ReplyDeleteIt's a scary story but I don't believe it because it didn't come from Swamp Dweller. Only Swamp Dweller tells TRUE scary stories. They are TRUE because he says so and I believe him.
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