Tim Fasano is Looking for Bigfoot
Tim Fasano has reached a point of no return in the deep swamps of Florida. He has spent a lifetime searching for the elusive skunk ape.
BREAKING: Finding Bigfoot Production Company Seeks Filming Permit In Virginia
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Fasano is the man! He doesn't give up.
ReplyDeleteHis tenacity is an inspiration to all bigfoot researchers.
^ Hi Tim!
DeleteHAHAAAA because it's Tim posting about Tim. Busted.
Delete..According to a popular meme making the rounds, no one has searched for bigfoot..You see, a search only counts if the researchers are funded scientists.Furthermore they must be in the woods(or swamp...lol) for months...
DeleteSeriously, amateurs have contributed to all branches of science over the centuries..Claiming 'no one has looked for bigfoot' to explain lack of proof is special pleading and does not advance our understanding of relic hominids.....EEG
So Timmy isn't interested in the Woo theory. Too bad, because even Jimmy Carter has publicly stated for a fact that Bigfoot are paranormal. Which is the polite way of describing what Timmy refers to as the Woo theory. Facts and theories are obviously different. The Feds know for a fact that Bigfoot is paranormal, because they have studied them since about at least as early as 1960. So Timmy can have his own opinions, he just can't have his own facts. We can wave goodbye to Timmy, as he pisses away his life making useless, unproductive videos from which nothing can be learned, while trudging down a dead end road for which he will never be able to prove that his Skunk Ape, is a 24/7 F&B being.
ReplyDeleteFasano keeps intruding in their territory. One of these days, a skunk ape is going to beat Fasano to a pulp.
ReplyDelete...That should prove existence..The skunk ape is sure to leave some of its blood and hair on Timmy...
DeleteAnd Caspar the Friendly Ghost is sure to leave some of his rectal ectoplasm on Iktomi/Stuey's manhood.
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