Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Unexplained Cryptid Stories


Swamp Dweller shares some scary and unexplainable stories of cryptids. Have a listen and see if you think they are true.
Deep in the woods there seem to be unknown cryptids roaming about. Here are 15 allegedly TRUE sightings of cryptids!

54 comments:

  1. Crypted storytellers MY GAPING BUTTHOLE!! Bigfoot Tony said he would RESEARCH my smelly ASSHOLE!
    Now I'm all BUTTHURT,, BOO HOO WAAAAA,:(

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    1. Ha ha ha ha I hope your big fat stinking ASSHOLE FEELS better in the morning Chick Stink, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

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  2. Been a while. They still didnt find the big fella huh?
    Got monkey?

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    1. sorry to disappoint you mate
      Go back to watching your nascar

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  3. If a “while” means the time it’s taken from publishing your comment at 1:28... then it’s a very little while.

    Nice to see I’m so in your head that you have to project 8 years of failures, Stuey. You don’t like being reminded of 8 years of failures, and no cyber-respect from any of your peers, do you Stuey? Get an original thought, “muir”. Plenty of “monkey”, and this blog being your ball & chain is no better proof of how much that resonates.

    : )

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    1. Excuses and Plaster: The Hunt for Sasq'ets is available on Netflix.

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    2. 8 years and no proof of Bigfoot:(

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    3. Iktomi is right Bigfoot is just homeless negros
      Joe

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    4. No bigger excuse than an age-old global hoaxing conspiracy theory for eight years zilch. And nobody needs excuses when they have “plaster”. Only in the world of an isolated degenerate does repeating the word “plaster” lessen its significance to field biology.

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    5. 8 years and no proof of Bigfoot:(

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    6. Rhetorically demanding proof when the creature you're crying about is already shown to exist in the physical evidence it leaves, is futile. Don’t like it? Shift that 8 Year burden champ!

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    7. Bigfoot is a hoax but it's funny to see people like Iktomi get so worked up about nothing.

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    8. ^ if it's a hoax don't you feel like the biggest wanker wasting your time on this site ?
      Back to your xbox games boyo

      Joe

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    9. I thought I was grandfather-age? Why would I be using an xbox? Shouldn't you be abiding by iktomi's imagination and perceive me as an old man from Leeds?

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    10. 8 years and no proof of Bigfoot:(

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    11. Forensically demanding adherence to rhetorical rhetoric predicated on substantive dialectics subjugates preconceived notions pertaining to Sasq'ets, y'all.

      Schooled.

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    12. Oh dear... Your frustration is palpable. And what have you got in 8 years to substantiate this global hoaxing conspiracy? Something Stuey... Anything Stuey... Surely you have something to warrant harassing people 24/7 for 8 whole years?

      Tut, tut... all in the name of clinical depression.

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    13. ^ Projecting. No bigfoot to show....ever. 36 year old failed grandfather-wannabe.... Harasses all anonymous posters....

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    14. “Refresh, refresh, refresh...” Don’t you dare tease Stuey! Stuey gets what he wants on the Internet!

      muir Monday, October 28, 2013 at 1:57:00 PM PDT
      Well I will be gone for 9-10 hours. I do await my schooling. Please do so. And I am a produce manager not a burger flipper.
      http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/classic-breakdown-bigfoot-near-camp.html

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Time to serve up some substance Stuey! I’ll check back in a few hours. See if you have a reason not to find 60 years’ worth of field data compelling. You have archives of BFE material to reel off, of course.

      : p

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    15. I DEMAND YOU NOT POST MY NAME IKTOMI! THIS IS SERIOUS!!! HOW DID YOU FIND THAT INFORMATION ON ME?

      Is this another ikdummy intuition like Leeds and grandfather-aged? ;)

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    16. How many years, how many little aliases, how many imaginary careers that role-play you out of isolation ... but how many examples of age-old global hoaxing conspiracy? Maybe you can publish more pornographic material on a public forum again instead as a twisted coping mechanism for your shortcomings?

      https://youtu.be/X1VgcxE9Lpw

      I’ll check in later.

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    17. 8 years and no proof of Bigfoot:(

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    18. Iktomi’s awake at 1:00 AM arguing about nothing. He was so lonely last week that he was arguing with the erectile dysfunction bot at 4:00 AM— and he still managed to lose the argument!

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    19. Lose?

      Did you finally find some substance Stuey?

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    20. Does that mean you finally found some substance, Stuey? I didn’t read any. Or are you far more interested in the nether regions of males?

      What a perv.

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    21. "Grandpa" ikpervy finally found substance. Bigfoot will be declared a species tomorrow.

      Eh, welsh tosser?

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    22. Refreshing hard since 6:10pm PST. That’s some genuine emotional investment right there. Anyone would think you’re getting angrier, Stuey. Are you starting to realise you’ve actually gone backwards for your obsession?

      Let’s try this. Two words; FOOT PRINTS.

      What have you got?

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    23. And I could feel you cringe from here, realising how much of a cruddy alias “muir” was... tee hee!!

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    24. “Footprint” is actually only one word. That didn’t start out too well for you — try debating the ED bot again!

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    25. Well that didn’t work for the first gazillion times it was published at you, so I thought I’d break it down in bite sizes... But since you appear to actually understand the word, we’ll go from there...

      What have you got? Let’s see what you’ve got champ!

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    26. Come on Stuey, try and forget about male genitalia for five minutes and give it a go...

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    27. Not possible. Stu's got a peen tattooed on the inside of each of his eyelids.

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    28. I’m sorry, I couldn’t stop laughing when you somehow screwed up the one word that’s supposed to form the entire basis of your bigfoot argument! I think I’ll give you the opportunity to “publish at” me — whatever the hell that means! Ha ha ha!

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    29. ikdummy was sick the day everyone else learned "footprint".

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    30. Stuey... I think there’s enough evidence of me using the word footprint properly. At least a couple of comment sections a week for the past few years when I’m rubbing them in your face. There is unfortunately no evidence of your globe-hopping hoaxing conspiracy theory. You’d think that a subject that causes you to act so irrationally, you’d at least have one decent case against plaster.

      And as Chick rightly pointed out... you still don’t know how to use capitals.

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    31. ikdummy and anything wales are always lower case/class.

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    32. Only in the world of an isolated degenerate who believes repeating the word “plaster” lessen its significance to field biology... is that an ample excuse for poor grammar.

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    33. ^ plastered idiot thinks faked footprints are significant....

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    34. And here in lies your burden. Maybe you can enlighten your world audience as to how fake they are?

      (Watch the dodge)

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  4. I've burdened myself for 8 years and no proof of Bigfoot:(

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    1. There’s a grown man out there, old enough to be a grandfather... resorted to projecting the same comments on other comment sections like a ten year old to cope with being teased. You’d think he’d simply reel off one of 8 years’ worth global hoaxing conspiracy examples and shut others up?

      “Role players”... Didn’t cut it.

      “Bigfoot millionaires”... Didn’t cut it.

      “Burden of proof”... Didn’t cut it.

      8 years and what?

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    2. ikdumbell, arent u old enough to be a grandfather? You were born in 1982? You're 36? Where is the grandchild your 18 year old offspring produced? In Leeds?


      ....and have u captured a bigfoot in the last 8 years? 8 years of what?

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    3. “Refresh, refresh, refresh...” no “Bigfoot” captured Stuey. Too many to count being documented via the most reliable field biology methods, however. That’s all you’ve got to do is debunk that damned “plaster” and that depression eases off a little. 8 years of material to draw from look...

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    4. “Refresh, refresh, refresh...”.....

      ikdummy has been here 8 years and still doesn't understand automated post notification??? ik-d*u*m*m*y

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    5. Did not watch ikdummy's video. Anyone?

      ikdummy, look after your imaginary grandchildren while you track imaginary sasq'ets, you psycho.

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    6. Just as I thought. Nothing... zilch.

      I’ll check back in at a later date to see if you’ve finally come up with something. You take care now, Stuey. Oh.. and;

      http://www2.isu.edu/~meldd/jpg/024.jpg

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    7. Plasterhead ikdummÿ had to be told how to spell "footprint". LOL

      Zero bigfoot evidence but at least ikdummÿ can prove that he's an idiot.

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    8. Hey Stuey, can you remember when you begged me to stop using references for scientific evidence because it made you go bat **** crazy? Here we go again... FOOT PRINT. Since you’re “laughing” so hard, you’ll be in a good enough mood to oblige me some substance.

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