Turtleman Shot a Bigfoot!
Turtleman from Call of the Wild sits down with the Finding Bigfoot crew and reveals a shocking tale about himself. When Turtleman shot an angry bigfoot.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
The turtle man needs some of Michigan's best.
ReplyDeleteThat would be Pinconning Paralyzer
From Pintuckey to Kentucky
That'll bring the Big Guy in
MMC
He mate, my slimy gob is known to be a Penis Paralyzer !
DeleteJoe
^ Hi Steve! Your face is chic repellant you wont have to worry about getting to the penis paralyzing stage if you get my drift mate. Look on the bright side you will always have your willow creek book mold.
Delete^ hey fake Joe and Wanker Willy !
DeleteWhy don't you lads run off and get a room.
Have fun !
Cheers
Joe
sorry DS, Seems like turtleman already exists so you'll have to name the next tree bark you find something else like tortoiseman .
ReplyDeleteLife sucks mate
Joe
Hahaha where do they find these hillbillies?
ReplyDeleteKentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia, Virginia, Alabama, pretty much the South. Where do you find sissies? Everywhere but the South.
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