Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I had a strange episode last night as I was about to get into bed...just as I was slipping into bed there was a knock at the door...it was Joe and he was frantic and appeared to have sputum on his lips and was slavering and dribbling...I asked what he wanted and he blurted out he desperately wanted to pull my panties down and sniff between the cheeks of my ass...he then asked if I would bend down and let him sniff deeply the asshole aroma from my sweaty asshole...I felt the need to humor him and so the night end saw a strange spectacle of me bending down and Joe bending down behind me and inhaling the asshole smell from my butt-crack...he seemed delirious and wild eyed with delight...strange boy that Joe.
ReplyDeleteBla Bla Bla, no one cares looser!
DeleteFill my loose arse with gin.
DeleteThere goes mad Stuey and his bloody ridiculous wet dreams of me . Hey stuey, I hope you cleaned up good before mummy came in to change your diapers this morn. You wouldn't want her thinking she has a rotten perv as a son would ya ?
DeleteCheers
Joe
Go away Mike.
DeleteYour are not funny.
You are a useless drunk.
‘Ello mate, my boyfriend (who happens to be quite a sexy bloke) doesn’t consider me useless when he’s buggering my arse with his jolly todger !
DeleteJoe
2:49 - you certainly care and no mistake - perhaps you are picking up a few hints for your own Joe encounters,eh ?
DeleteYou queer-boy.
Go kill yourself already MMC.
ReplyDeleteStop spamming this place with your virus filled links.
Joe you are a shame to the Empire, Sod off you git
ReplyDeleteThere appears to be a large fresh turd tangled in my most royal mane
ReplyDelete^ Oh, I most sincerely apologise your Royal Browntoothness - I thought I had pushed the turd back up your husbands most royal rear passage,countersunk an` all.
DeleteJoe